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COMMENT 1d ago

Smoke makes bees calm. What happens when you smoke a dew bee?

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COMMENT 3d ago

.*

r/news 6d ago

New York City requiring COVID vaccine for police officers, firefighters and other city workers: "Privilege comes with a responsibility"

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COMMENT 7d ago

They're not that bad. The bunions give cushioning, while the toe blood provides lubrication. Eventually the nerves die and you don't feel anything, so I don't know what everyone is griping about.

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COMMENT 12d ago

That must have been one hell of a worm.

r/news 13d ago

COVID No. 1 cause of death for 35-to-54-year-olds in September

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COMMENT 15d ago

Your car got toad

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COMMENT 16d ago

Chuck. Since someone awful chucked him over the fence.

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COMMENT 17d ago

It was a clean getaway

r/news 20d ago

More Americans died of COVID this year than all of 2020

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9k Upvotes

r/news 21d ago

FBI raids New York City police union headquarters

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87k Upvotes

r/news 22d ago

Ex-Rep. Todd Akin, sunk by 'legitimate rape' remark, dies

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10k Upvotes

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COMMENT 29d ago

"Are you trying to make me look stupid?"

"You don't need any help from me, sir."

r/news Sep 20 '21

St. Louis Couple Who Waved Guns At BLM Protesters Face Suspension Of Their Law Licenses

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COMMENT Sep 18 '21

This is why you shouldn't give in to pier pressure

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COMMENT Sep 13 '21

He's not Putin that in his mouth

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COMMENT Sep 10 '21

Some Like It Hoot

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COMMENT Sep 09 '21

Bet that wipes that shitty smile off her face.

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COMMENT Sep 05 '21

Or be a woman

r/news Sep 03 '21

Theodore McCarrick, ex-cardinal and Archbishop of Washington D.C., to face sex abuse charges in Boston court

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COMMENT Aug 31 '21

I dig it.

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COMMENT Aug 31 '21

If this is what your uterus looks like you need to go to the doctor right now

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COMMENT Aug 30 '21

Cinderfella

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COMMENT Aug 28 '21

THERE ARE OCEAN SNAKES?!?!

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COMMENT Aug 27 '21

At first I thought you drew him farting. But now I see that he's just smacking his ass to present it for kissing, which is the professional standard for a resignation napkin.