Article on opening your car in this scenario and also to get scared of how easy it is to get locked out of your car: https://brightside.me/inspiration-tips-and-tricks/these-10-ways-may-help-you-to-open-the-car-if-you-locked-the-keys-inside-402710/amp/
Go figure out what killed everyone else if I could. Then probably go mad and die not even knowing I was alive. I’d need someone else, or even just a dog.
No problem, have fun dude
I’m glad! Anyways it’s from r/jokes, so I recommend you look at the top of all time or even just hot if you want to laugh a bit.
Yeah, who knows, the fandom goes wild over this stuff.
I went in for my first interview a few months ago and apparently didn’t get the job due to local laws, but the best thing you can do is go in looking clean, be polite, but human, and most of all smile. Relate to the interviewer but stay on topic. Think about what they might ask you in advance and how you can respond.
Sit down on a rock and enjoy where I am now until a new path opens.
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a new hook, peg leg, and eyepatch. “What happened?” The bartender asks. “I be fine,” replies the pirate. “Well what about that new leg? Last I checked you had both legs.” “Arghhh. We were in battle and a cannonball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up good and gave me this here leg.” The bartender then turns to the pirate’s hook. “Well you had both hands last time you came in here, what happened?” “Well, it be a tough boarding party in search for doubloons, but my hand has been chopped off in the chaos. But the surgeon fixed me up good and now I can use the hook just like me hand!” Finally the bartender asks, “then what about the eyepatch? Last time you came in you had both eyes.” The pirate replies, “Well you see I was swabbing the decks when a seagull pooped in me eye.” “Well surely that can’t have caused you to lose your eye,” “Well, ‘twas me first day with the hook.”
True. Those are the truly best questions.
Because clearly everyone is waiting for Sex: The Prequel
Stuff people say they do because they’re bored so they give numbers in categories and people as then certain questions they must answer truthfully. In reality people usually focus on the “spicy town” section because sex.
Who knows. Just never underestimate a pedophile I guess.
Capri, Italy, maybe Anacapri
But grapefruit juice tastes bad
Yeah but now everything is is full sight and they probably want to show off their junk.
On the other hand the pedo situation would get 5000x worse.
School dances would be even more awkward than normal and the Oscar’s would be a paparazzi wet dream.
The best thing you can do is just start talking to people when the opportunity arises. I myself find of all things group projects to be good for making friends. You don’t have to be witty, just open and kind. Talking to people who sit near you helps too.