r/wallstreetbets Dec 20 '21 Silver 13 Gold 1 Platinum 1 Helpful 8 Wholesome 14 Party Train 1 Table Slap 1 To The Stars 1 Powerups Post 1

Mods can we can ban this guy if he doesn’t send the 1K? Affirm YOLO YOLO

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u/bawse1 Creator of WSBkid/Fuckboy Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21 Silver Gold Wholesome Take My Energy Helpful (Pro)

link actual thread and proof and I will investigate.

edit.

looks like the guy deleted his account. Nothing I can do here. If you won you'd expect the other person to pay you. So If you make a bet and lose, don't be a lil bitch like that guy. Have some integrity and Pay up.

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u/Bigghead1231 Dec 20 '21

Did he delete his account like a little bitch?

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21 Silver

I think he did 😂😂😂

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u/YoureGrammarWronger Dec 20 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome This

And poof he disappeared because he’s a liar!

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u/d_riteshus Dec 20 '21

he'll be back. ip ban him

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u/FILTER_OUT_T_D Dec 20 '21

Yeeesssssssa

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u/snow_is_fearless Dec 20 '21

All that have to do is r/r and bang, new IP.

You'd have to get their MAC somehow, and a super-determined person can simply buy a network card.

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u/rup_stock Dec 20 '21

a super-determined person can change their mac address too.

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u/dudeatwork77 Dec 20 '21

a super-determined person will do a this

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u/Jondooit84 Dec 20 '21

Faceeeee......OFFFF...... WEEeeeeee

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u/ahhhhhhh7165 Dec 20 '21

No, MAC wouldn't even work, that info is never sent outside your local network

Public IPs change all the time, plus VPNs bypass that

Os/browser fingering printing is to inconsistent and easily bypass-able as well

Banning anonymous people from a website is nearly impossible

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u/IDKWhoToPlayMan Dec 20 '21

There are softwares that track patterns and shit like that but for the most part you’re 100% correct. If the person is determined, they will be back.

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u/Jondooit84 Dec 20 '21

yeah it's like boohoo now people don't know I've spent WAY too many years on this cesspool that has 1 good sub left.

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u/a_spicy_memeball Dec 21 '21

Ban the entire region his ISP is geolocating to

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u/Kyle_Inthe_Kingdom Dec 20 '21

Silver award. best I can do bro. what a bitch out.

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u/SkyPL Dec 20 '21

lmao, coward.

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u/shapeofmyarak Dec 20 '21

I think he did.

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u/Meanie_Cream_Cake Dec 20 '21

If only we can ban IP address too.

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u/Santiago_S Dec 20 '21

Thats useless you can just renew it like changing your socks. No way to permenantly ban someone honestly.

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u/nrohgnol67 Dec 20 '21

For now. *1984 intensifies

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/DrLongIsland Dec 20 '21

That works too.

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u/Wirecard_trading Dec 20 '21 All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Bets need to be honored in this sub. Mods ban this bitch

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

Seconded u/zjz

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u/spreadsTrader 5312 - 15 - 1 year - 2/5 Dec 20 '21

bro, u/zjz himself got banned by visualmod banbet yesterday

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u/JayFql Dec 20 '21

Im pretty sure he did that to take xmas week off lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

He’s playing chess while we’re still buying FD’s.

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u/NY_Shepherd Dec 20 '21

Fucking 4D chess

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u/IEatFleas Dec 20 '21

wen FD chess

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

He owns visualbot. Lol

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u/VATruckerJJ Dec 20 '21

VisualBot is self aware and needs no assistance. 😳

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u/Justotron3 Dec 20 '21

Does visual bot do any DD?

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u/travelerrrrrrr Dec 20 '21

I know visual bot does DP

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr 11410 - 5 - 1 year - 0/0 Dec 20 '21

Nobody owns visual bot

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

he used to maintain and stuff the bots. Well... before the GME fiasco. Fuck i've been here for a long ass time.

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u/stixyBW Dec 20 '21

he still does, he updates visual mod regularly

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u/readit145 Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

Visual mod updates himself since the ai patch in 1983. He is more aware of everything than anyone and I hate it. If you call visual mod out for not being a bot he will delete your post to hide the truth.

Edit: please keep upvotes to a minimum so he doesn’t see this and delete it.

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u/bongoissomewhatnifty Dec 20 '21

Visual bot is a pseudonym for skymatrix.

This is how it begins. And this is how it ends.

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

so i was right.... thanks!

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u/WiseAce1 DUNCE CAP Dec 20 '21

I think we all know by now that Visual Bot has become sentient. I don't think anyone controls him anymore

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u/methpartysupplies Dec 20 '21

Visualbot belongs to the people

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 20 '21

what was his infraction?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

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u/whatisliquidity Dec 20 '21

Thirdeded u/zjz

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

:4735:

u/zjz

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr 11410 - 5 - 1 year - 0/0 Dec 20 '21

Sacrifice a goat. He must be summoned!

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

🐐 🩸

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

Hey Shane, you fuck. You pay up yet?!

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u/goseahawks4ever2020 Dec 20 '21

Fourthed

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 20 '21

who are the Mods on this Sub?

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

Dan in Kuwait and zjz from my knowledge

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 20 '21

I don't know why I asked that I would never Mod a sub

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

Think of modding THIS sub. Imagine trying to keep the peace in a sea full of buffoons. Hell, look at what we want banned here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

same where I work... that kind of stuff is fun too sales wise.

I will never Mod a Sub

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u/inkslingerben Dec 20 '21

I would never mod any sub. Why work for free for a billion dollar company?

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

also chainsaw_vasctomy he's one of the OGs iirc

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u/BeastUSMC #1 Tuchman Fan Dec 20 '21

Chainsaw vasectomy 🤣🤣😂😂😂 most ridiculous handle ever

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u/Davidreaditall2 Dec 20 '21

You seen them little elves on shelves…… yeah.

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u/jhammer21992 Dec 20 '21

Ah the elves are bad mmkay

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u/chef_in_va Dec 20 '21

I can't count past thirdeded but... Yeah u/zjz

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u/urinalcaketopper Dec 20 '21

What will we have left if not our word after gambling our savings?

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u/Ronpm111 Dec 20 '21

Agree. Bets must be paid. Pony up the $1000 or ban.

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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Dec 20 '21

Send loan sharks to make sure he pays up

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u/Smirkydarkdude Dec 20 '21

Knees may need to be capped.

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u/ArjunSharma005 Dec 20 '21

Even better just send some organ harvestors. They will bring back the 1k with 1000% interest.

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u/als7798 Dec 20 '21

Moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook, will ya?!

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u/Equivalent-Ad1182 Dec 20 '21

Ban that dick

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u/Incredibad0129 Dec 20 '21

I'd say give him a day or two. He needs to ask his wife's boyfriend for money

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u/deweydecibels Dec 20 '21

he already deleted his whole account. probably scrubbing his accounts other places now in hopes that no one will connect them

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u/Usernamenottaken13 🦍🦍 Dec 20 '21

I feel like he owes me money at this point. I'm invested.

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u/joe092617 Dec 20 '21

We’re degenerates, not liars.

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u/Sugar_n_WATER Dec 20 '21

He’s 100% coming back here with an alt account. Shane you’re a pussy ass bitch, don’t come back

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u/coolestguy002 Dec 20 '21

I’ll bet 100k that he either does or doesn’t come back

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u/The137 Dec 20 '21

1) He comes back as a she or was a she the entire time

2) He actually never left so cannot technically return

3) you are actually the alt account, and have been working a long con

should I send you my venmo?

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u/coolestguy002 Dec 20 '21

Trying to get be banned. Serves me right for shooting from the hip on the pronouns. Shane will have to come back and settle this or not come back and settle this.

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u/vadoge Dec 20 '21

Probably has multiple accounts

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u/TheTopherEvans Dec 20 '21

Schrödinger's bet

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u/BVB_TallMorty Wendy's Lot Lizard Dec 20 '21

Shanedinger's bet

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u/polynomials Dec 21 '21

You put it all on red and all on black. But it just landed green 00 - Shane never left

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u/OptionLoserSupreme Dec 20 '21

What kind of retard is he? The bet was for 30k, OP showed 25k, yet the retard deleted his shit.

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u/TheCaIifornian Dec 20 '21

This is exactly what I was thinking, but I don’t know shit so I kept my fingers shut.

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u/bumpycheesefilms Dec 20 '21

As a shane I can confirm this man fucks his own girlfriend like a little bitch - have some integrity shane and let my wife’s boyfriend do it instead

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u/username_insert_here if its coolio Dec 20 '21

waste. might as well alt-f4 for free trimming.

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u/jonkym Dec 20 '21

Rip my rune armor

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u/Daybyhour69er Can't stop, won't stop, $WING stop Dec 20 '21

Can I trim it?

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u/cobalt_canvas Dec 20 '21

Why do I never meet anyone who’s played RS, but always see references online? Makes me so nostalgic😮‍💨

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u/10units Dec 20 '21

We don’t go outside much.

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u/Far_Mathematician223 Dec 20 '21

follow me out to the wildy and we can talk about it

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u/username_insert_here if its coolio Dec 20 '21

add me jojo3000.

i quit years back.

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u/LotLizWiz357 Dec 20 '21

I'll poison your dragon dagger just trade it to me bro

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Dec 20 '21

... where did you go!!? Give it back!!

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u/LotLizWiz357 Dec 20 '21

Honestly I miss that game. Some overlap with real life scamming the money doubling scammers too. "Okay bro I have 1m for you to double but I want to start with 50k to trust you"

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u/elevatormuse Dec 20 '21

Shane where you at bud? Could this be another 'poof liar' disappearing act? I think so.

Anyone taking bets on if Shane reappears?

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

He’s behind Wendy’s getting my money 😂😂🤡

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u/Admirable-Attempt970 Dec 20 '21

More like in front of Wendy’s if you know what I mean...

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE Dec 20 '21

We can go in front of the Wendy’s?

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u/bubblesinajar Dec 20 '21

I don’t 🧐

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u/2017hayden Dec 20 '21

Well since his account appears to have been deleted I doubt he’s going to be showing back up.

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u/Stupidnames04 Dec 20 '21

Did that dude delete his account?

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

I think so lmao

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u/Stupidnames04 Dec 20 '21

Classic, it’s like deleting your broker app when ya get margin called.

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u/stixyBW Dec 20 '21

hes reading this thread on a new account already probably

it could be any one of us

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u/Dura112 Dec 20 '21

This has to be Shane. Obvious deflection strategy.

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u/SkipBaylessBurner Dec 20 '21

Suck my dick and lick my balls

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u/lionheart4life Dec 20 '21

Should everyone send $1k just to be safe?

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u/TheYellowSpade Dec 20 '21

It's this guy.

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u/Hushpupppi 5782 - 0 - 8 months - 0/0 Dec 20 '21

Lmaoooo!!!! Merry Christmas Shane

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

Alright which one of you weird dudes did this 😂😂😂 https://gyazo.com/6392a036d67a095d109920b6e0e4197d

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u/kjetial Dec 20 '21

«It may feel like you don’t have a lot of options» clearly they didn’t read your post

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u/lionheart4life Dec 20 '21

Clearly they don't understand "loaded to the tits"

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u/caiman141 Dec 20 '21

Hahaha dudes are legends 😂

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u/abbytron Dec 20 '21

It was Shane 😂😂😂

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u/pezihophop Dec 20 '21

“It might feel like you don’t have a lot of options” I mean I’m sure OP wishes he could’ve bought more puts!

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u/TruthHurts236911 Dec 20 '21

It had to be shane!

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u/Threehunnitaday Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

Homeboy gonna make excuses out the ass so he doesn’t have to take out the rest of his life savings to pay some random retard on the internet.

EDIT: From what I’m reading by this guy I’m sure he doesn’t even have 1k to spend so… Mods make him get that credit card out, if he doesn’t, teach this autist a lesson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21 edited Feb 24 '22

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u/2017hayden Dec 20 '21

Hard to ban someone whose account has been deleted. I’m not even joking, he deleted his account.

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u/JayFql Dec 20 '21

IF YOU NAME YOUR KID SHANE YOU DONT LOVE THEM

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u/Ordinary_News_6455 Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

I’ve never trusted guys named Shane.

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u/1-900-SEND-NUDES Dec 20 '21

Not even Shane Falco?

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u/matthew2829 Dec 20 '21

That guy was a scab. Crossed the picket line during a strike. Not cool.

Good arm though.

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u/shadownights23x Dec 20 '21

Dude named Shane kept stealing lunches at work...untill he got ahold of my 2.5 million extract chilli...Shane got so fucked that day

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u/ZzQC_ Dec 20 '21

Never met one that wasn’t a PoS

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u/slidingjimmy Dec 20 '21

u/TheShaneHaley

Shane Shane Shane

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u/wildup Dec 20 '21

Fool me once Shane on you. Fool me twice... Shane on... You can't be fooled again!

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u/NixaB345T Dec 20 '21

Shane of fools 🎶

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u/RianJohnsonSucksAzz Dec 20 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

There is no way someone this stupid has $1k laying around. They are not paying you shit. Not because they don’t want to but because they literally cannot pay you. You can tell they live at home with mom and work for minimum wage.

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

I know what kind of idiot just say something that stupid based on no knowledge on who he’s talking to 😂😂 I just want him to get the hammer for being an idiot 😂😂

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u/Nahteh Dec 20 '21

It was never about the money...

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u/CalligrapherNew4189 🦍🦍 Dec 20 '21

I hate that saying! Because truthfully it’s always about the money.

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u/RedElmo65 Dec 20 '21

Venmo!!!!!

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u/Obsidianram Dec 20 '21

Integrity 101

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u/Retiringat30lul Dec 20 '21

Shane’s gonna have to start sucking dick behind the local 7/11 for bus fare and he’s still gonna walk home

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u/Helpinmontana Dec 20 '21

Shane’s butthurtedness is better than 6 figure loss porn. Pay up buddy, you lost this trade. He was within 1% of his claim, this isn’t the market, this is WSB, put up or shut up.

Mods, fat ban followed by a horribly offensive flair for this retard, to be removed upon receipt of his debts being paid.

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u/RatherFatWiener Dec 20 '21

Mods get the hammer!

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u/smecta_xy Dec 20 '21

⚒️:4276:

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

People complaining $29,766 is not 30k? Why? Stop being a bitch.

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u/justknoweverything Dec 20 '21

because being technically correct is the best kind of correct! what are we animals

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u/stonk_fish Dec 20 '21

The amount of people who do not know how to round in this thread is scary. This is WSB no one cares about a few hundred. 29.7K is tangibly the same as 30K. Guy should pay or stfu and admit he's being a bitch about it

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u/ohyonghao Dec 20 '21

My physics teacher in college was an astrophysicist at NASA, he taught us pi=3, or 4, whatever makes the math easier.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

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u/CoinCrocodile Dec 20 '21

Shane is the definitive internet bitch. Nice work OP

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u/AromaticBarnacle1389 Dec 20 '21

1k or a watermelon up his ass- his choice.

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u/sarlol00 Dec 20 '21

One piece or cubed?

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u/eeenos Dec 21 '21

*lubed

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u/XinjDK Dec 20 '21

Ban the fucker. This is 30k and honoring bets is what Wsb is about. That fucker can hang out in stocks where he can talk shit. It's just 1000$ and the dude shouldn't throw out these claims if he doesn't back it up.

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u/inntw-inutw Dec 20 '21

Looks good for the dudes banging my gf. Pay the dood

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u/Additional_Camel_140 Dec 20 '21

I feel like Prima Nocta should be enacted on his butt if not paid.

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u/BrentFavreViking Dec 20 '21

Funny thing about the Bears is they are going to get their asses kicked by the Vikings tonight.

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u/Cnboxer Dec 20 '21

Shane’s placed a bet where the risk to reward was 1:0. He probably belongs here tbh.

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u/Ash0300 Dec 20 '21

Send me a pic of ur jacked tits

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u/M0use_Rat Dec 20 '21

Show me how those big tits fart mommy

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u/Schnawsberry Dec 20 '21

Thanks jeans!

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u/moobear92 Dec 20 '21

Everyone, leave this comment at 69. Balanced

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u/Own-Flan738 Dec 20 '21

Not only ban him. Get his IP and we can hunt him down in his trailer and drag him to Wall Street and tie him to the bull.

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u/bigkeef69 Dec 20 '21

You honor your bets. This guy needs to at least be suspended for 6m if he doesnt oay up lol

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u/professorbc Dec 20 '21

How exactly is some random screen shot "proof"?

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u/gambito1985 🦍 Dec 20 '21

Ban the Bitch and ban the snitch

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u/omen_tenebris Dec 20 '21

we don't do that here. Honor among thieves.

Bets must be paid.

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

🥴🥴

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u/Flylomojo Dec 20 '21

Damn man…did you not see the divergence on Tradytics? GL. Hope TT is actually wrong for once for your sake.

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u/TallFruitTree Dec 20 '21

Why AFRM?

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

Because it’s been on a downtrend and of the resent investigation to its practice business buy now pay later. Also there was some DD I liked about it people buying shit they can’t afford to pay back.. we’ll see how long I hold for.

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u/TallFruitTree Dec 20 '21

Might have to jump on this good stuff bro

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u/luclky Dec 20 '21

Made really good money Thursday when the news came out sold and rebought. I fucked up though bought too early and iv fucked me for Friday. Hopefully we see a nice dump Monday.

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u/chilocheese Dec 20 '21

u/TheShaneHaley explain yourself bro

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u/GekkosGhost Dec 20 '21

Dead. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Itonlygetshigher420 Dec 20 '21

Congrats!!!

Your puts should print well.

Sell them today man. You should be up 30% on open

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u/ArcticGold Dec 20 '21

30k? He must be new to wsb. We gain 30k and lose 30ks in seconds over here.

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u/Mogge8 Dec 20 '21

Were you paid ?

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u/seismicmoves 🦍🦍 Dec 20 '21

No BS I knew a kid named Shane Haley in high school. He was the brother to one of my good friends. Ask him if he lives in VA. Lolllololll

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 Dec 20 '21

Things on the internet aren’t always true? That may explain the difficulties I experienced trying to obtain sexual services behind my local Wendy’s. There was only an employee talking out trash there and he wasn’t Rey helpful.

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u/GregFirehawk Dec 20 '21

Never bullshit a bullshitter

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u/MacknChees Dec 20 '21

Send my man his 1k ffs 🤦🏼

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u/ryannathans Dec 20 '21

41 * 7.26 * 100 The number of retards in this thread that can't read the screenshot...

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u/acegarrettjuan Dec 20 '21

Hey everyone shanehaley is a phony.

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u/beepboopbop65 2911 - 0 - 1 year - 11/1 Dec 20 '21

That looks like 26k to me

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u/heavydhomie Dec 20 '21

Should have bought 42 if he wanted to win the bet

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u/OkAcanthocephala5770 Dec 20 '21

The man can’t pay. He is freaking out cause all his money is gone and is sitting at -100% ytd like the rest of y’all lol