r/teenagers Jan 27 '22

I’m upset can someone distract me. Social

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u/CycasPalm 15 Jan 27 '22

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a new hook, peg leg, and eyepatch. “What happened?” The bartender asks. “I be fine,” replies the pirate. “Well what about that new leg? Last I checked you had both legs.” “Arghhh. We were in battle and a cannonball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up good and gave me this here leg.” The bartender then turns to the pirate’s hook. “Well you had both hands last time you came in here, what happened?” “Well, it be a tough boarding party in search for doubloons, but my hand has been chopped off in the chaos. But the surgeon fixed me up good and now I can use the hook just like me hand!” Finally the bartender asks, “then what about the eyepatch? Last time you came in you had both eyes.” The pirate replies, “Well you see I was swabbing the decks when a seagull pooped in me eye.” “Well surely that can’t have caused you to lose your eye,” “Well, ‘twas me first day with the hook.”

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u/Sadyourman 16 Jan 27 '22

Lol this one actually made me laugh

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u/CycasPalm 15 Jan 27 '22

I’m glad! Anyways it’s from r/jokes, so I recommend you look at the top of all time or even just hot if you want to laugh a bit.

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u/Sadyourman 16 Jan 27 '22

Thank you for telling me the sub!

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u/CycasPalm 15 Jan 27 '22

No problem, have fun dude

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u/Sadyourman 16 Jan 27 '22

Will try