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u/Jranuary
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Today’s my birthday (16) Social

I TOOK 10 MINUTES DOING AWKWARD POSES AND I ENDED UP WITH THIS LMAO. SELFIES ARE HARDWORK FOR UNPHOTOGENIC PEOPLE

Pizza on pineapple > cake (sorry guys)

Coke and Pepsi is overrated 🤷♀️
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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Jan 27 '22
Happy birthday
Stay hydrated !
btw 3rd pic made me smile :)
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Happy Birthday Girl!!!
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u/Jranuary 16 Jan 27 '22
How dare you
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u/Jdubusher1011 16 Jan 27 '22
Why tf is it age restricted? Should I watch this XD
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u/Open_Silver1086 Jan 27 '22
Agree IMMA STEAL THAT IDEA. FUCK CAKE I NEED PIZZA LIKE THAT. also happy b'day!!!
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u/omegaman101 Jan 27 '22
Interesting, never knew someone who had pizza instead of cake for their birthday
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u/stop-mean-to-me 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 27 '22
happy birthday even though you have bad taste
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u/cigi4 Jan 27 '22
You're obviously not a good pizza great pizza character
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u/_-ihatemyself-_ 17 Jan 27 '22
i am surprised someone other than me knows that game
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u/i_follow_annoyingppl Jan 27 '22
You should probably close your dms...
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u/BetterVersionOf 18 Jan 27 '22
ur a menace for that pizza instead of cake 💀 but happy birthday.
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u/pewds-General_kenobi Jan 27 '22
Nah bruh, you ain't ugly however people on reddit would hump a disfigured troll if it was female
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u/JustDontMind02 16 Jan 27 '22
allow me to quote something from a book i read:
"He's a horndog that'd make a goat Miss Universe if it was the only female in the area."
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Remember you only see the screenshots of people who drown in messages. It’s rarer than it seems.
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u/Jranuary 16 Jan 27 '22
HAHA TRUST ME I TOOK 1 HOUR CURLING MY HAIR I SUCK SO BAD IM STILL LEARNING
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u/StephenBeastly 17 Jan 27 '22
Listen you look decent but PIZZA ON PINEAPPLE??? I'm willing to accept pineapple on pizza people but wtf.
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u/boomerofsatan666 Jan 27 '22
The caption on the first pic is just me.
Am not photogenic as shit;in pictures I look way worse than irl…
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u/dadogdoinflip 16 Jan 27 '22
14 minutes since post and already 75+ comments
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Edit: 100 + in less than 18 min
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u/Fast_Echidna_8520 16 Jan 27 '22
Aye happiest birthday to ya man i cant do anything special for ya so here’s a hug ⊂(・▽・⊂)
also pineapple on pizza is not good
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u/SenpaiBunss 14 Jan 27 '22
dude u just broke the geneva convention by putting candles on pizza
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u/SomeRandomIdiot-1835 15 Jan 27 '22
I understand pizza instead of cake, I get sick of how sweet it is at times, but PINEAPPLE?
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Pineapple pizza is the best creation known to mankind and you can't change my mind, it's so damn good
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u/TheSuperMonket 14 Jan 27 '22
Woman = upvote Pizza = extra credit PIZZA CAKE = best Reddit post no dif
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I got a birthday present https://open.spotify.com/track/2ovQ5MCx91XVjgVWEPfvks?si=ZPhJkwcsSRu8jMT0xgsS7A
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u/ChairyLyme 15 Jan 27 '22
Seems like you had a good day. I'm glad to see that. Also, Lemonade is the best drink
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u/ChairyLyme 15 Jan 27 '22
I've never heard a teacher be that great. Such a great person, did you cry?
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u/ChairyLyme 15 Jan 27 '22
I would've too, you deserved that. Did "he" say happy birthday to you??
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u/ChairyLyme 15 Jan 27 '22
Really??? That's unfortunate. I told him to say hi to you :/
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Happy birthday my g I would give you an award but I’m a broke ass mother fucker and I don’t have a free award so sorry
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u/_Vortex_King_ 16 Jan 27 '22
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY FELLOW REDDITOR! :D
Also, is that an actual pizza or a cake made to resemble a pizza?
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u/WittyCommenter69 Jan 27 '22
Pineapple on pizza is literally so underrated and gets so much shit from people who’ve never even tried it.
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u/God_slayer437 14 Jan 27 '22
Happy birthday May God bless you May you hate pineapples on pizza when you become an adult
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u/Axekimbo 14 Jan 27 '22
You have great taste, pineapple on pizza is amazing and I usually don’t drink soda so I agree with coke and Pepsi being overrated
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u/Kh4l1d69Ora 16 Jan 27 '22
From a 16 yr old to another watchout for pedos, happy bday
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u/annietat 19 Jan 27 '22
pineapple pizza SLAPS & if i have to dye on this hill, i’m going down absolutely throwing PUNCHES
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u/Flashheart42 19 Jan 27 '22
"unphotogenic" my ass
Anyways, I shall forgive the heresy that is pineapple on pizza and wish you a happy birthday.
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u/t1zzartYT Jan 27 '22
The candles in the PINAPPLE PIZZA!?!?
I’m jk Happy birthday 🎂🍕 from one 16 y/o to another
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u/Neo_dode56 17 Jan 27 '22
Happy birthday! I agree with the 3th one. But Water is even better then that
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u/EventfulTable20 14 Jan 27 '22
you’re right, cola is waaaayyy inferior tango/Fanta, glad to see a fellow person of culture
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u/Ti0T0ny21 Jan 27 '22
Ain't that neat! One thing I wish I knew at your age is focus on you and your goals before focusing on others and you'll get to where you want to be😊
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u/chaos_creator69 Jan 27 '22
(1st pic) Happy birthday!
(2nd pic) As an Italian, loads pasta rifle say sike right now
(3rd pic) i like all of them
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u/SeasonTechnical1256 17 Jan 27 '22
Happy birthday fellow redditor
Hope you enjoy another year of your beautiful life and have a wonderful day ahead
p.s. you're kinda cute
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u/Define_Denis 13 Jan 27 '22 edited Jan 27 '22
Happy birthday! You look really young and attractive, props for good genes lol.
(I mean this in the most friendly, non-be my girlfriend, non-creepily, non-reddit mod way, I spent 8 minutes on this comment ;-;)
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u/20210306e 15 Jan 27 '22
half of the comments are happy birthday’s. the other half is about that pizza. why?
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u/Guardian_of_ducks 18 Jan 27 '22
holy shit, i laughed so much seeing the candles on the pizza