r/teenagers 15 Jan 26 '22 Silver 7 Helpful 3 Wholesome 7

Hey, I'd like to make some friends here. So, hii. Social

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u/TillmanIV-2 19 Jan 26 '22 Silver Wholesome

Hey there’s this really cool documentary about the German space program you should watch called “Iron Sky”

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u/cannedrex2406 19 Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: did you know that the Toyota Corolla is the best selling car nameplate of all time?

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: female hyena’s have a penis and give birth through it!

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u/indian_vegeta Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 27 '22

You definitely saw that on Casual Geographic

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u/JaximusBk Jan 26 '22

Seriously?

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

Yup. Imagine the pain

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u/JaximusBk Jan 26 '22

Ikr. Suddenly feeling sorry for female hyenas

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u/Dry-Ad-9588 14 Jan 26 '22

Males have it just as bad, they are treated like trash and basically get starved

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u/Liams_Dumb_Reddit_ Jan 27 '22

Yeah their usually either kicked from their clan or killed off while their young and even if they do make it they have to shove their dick down another dick... Eww

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u/ejymt 17 Jan 26 '22

How exactly is that "fun"

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

Idk

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u/horizontheweeb Jan 26 '22

If anything that's painful

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Fun facts aren't fun they are just called that because you wont need them.

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u/MutantMiner300 Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: while at a train station, 15 percent of the air you breathe will be human skin

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u/142737 Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: the vanilla flavouring in ice-cream is made from secretions from beaver anal glands

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u/Annual-Film-5945 Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: breast milk is the best tasting milk in the world

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u/ShadowedReddit Jan 26 '22

Fun fact: Canada has never lost a war

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u/142737 Jan 27 '22

Fun fact : Australia lost a war to birds

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u/baileymash7 Jan 26 '22

Fun if you're a biologist

Which I'm not.

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u/haha-me-go-brrrrr Jan 26 '22

its an elongated clit bro dont give people the wrong idea.

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u/Me_NotU 14 Jan 26 '22

well technically a penis IS an elongated clit, sooo...

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u/luluhartt Jan 26 '22

even morse

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u/Mashiin1 Jan 26 '22

. ...- . -. / -- --- .-. ... . ???

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u/Omni5x Jan 26 '22

imagine if all penis wielders had to give birth through it

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

How about we don’t imagine

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u/thatonedog2016 16 Jan 26 '22

Ladies, gentlemen, and everybody else, ✨ao3 and Wattpad✨

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u/AFailedWhale 14 Jan 26 '22

Pseudopenis

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u/snakeyboi9000 13 Jan 26 '22

Futa irl?😳

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u/TheDutchMan64 Jan 26 '22

Wellllllllll. Sorry to be the guy but it’s not identified as a penis but the rest is correct. And a fun addition is that this also makes it impossible for them to get raped. Some even say that they rape the male hyenas but that’s not proven (yet). Yeah I’m real fun at parties.

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

Isn’t it penis shaped and the same size as a penis tho? Sorry I am genuinely interested

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u/TheDutchMan64 Jan 26 '22

Well it doesn’t have the same end as a penis (sorry don’t know the name since I am not a native English speaker) u know the sensitive part? And it’s longer than the penis. Also since your interested I’ll give you some detail. The pee comes through the same tube as the baby hyena. So if the mother has to pee during birth, the baby drowns… also 3 of the 5 hyenas die a birth because they get stuck and/or drown. Don’t ask how I know it.

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

Don’t hyenas have a very large population tho with that likeliness of death how’s their population high.

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u/TheDutchMan64 Jan 26 '22

Yes they do. I was talking about the first time moms (should have specified). Also to get back at the penis part. It’s more like a extra long clitoris on steroids. But it’s also the vagina because they have to retract their “pseudo-penis”.

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u/Monarch_of_Monarchs Jan 26 '22

It feel good to have a conversation about hyenas penis on a teenager sub Reddit

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u/Satanisbackxoxo Jan 26 '22

Well shit I didn’t know that

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u/ShadowedReddit Jan 26 '22

I wanna be a female hyena

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u/KSV2306 Jan 26 '22

Yeah they sold more than 50 million Corollas since they were introduced

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u/Dsoft1 16 Jan 26 '22

Lets GOOO

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u/Endergamer3X 17 Jan 26 '22

Oh, I see... a man of culture!

From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form...

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u/TillmanIV-2 19 Jan 26 '22

One word from me and the invasion from the moon shall begin!

And the silence of the seas about to drift into a storm!

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u/Laggingduck 17 Jan 26 '22

Sign of power.. show of force!!

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u/TillmanIV-2 19 Jan 26 '22

Raise the anchor, Battleship’s plotting its course

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u/Endergamer3X 17 Jan 26 '22

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel

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u/AudiCostea 17 Jan 26 '22

Bismarck in motion, King of the ocean

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u/TillmanIV-2 19 Jan 26 '22

He was MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS

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u/Mtf_ninetailedfox Jan 26 '22

To lead the kreigs Marine

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u/black_jaguar99 Jan 26 '22

THE TERROR OF THE SEA

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u/aiejaimal 19 Jan 26 '22

There is also one about an Austrian artist that failed to enter a school and went to Germany for vacation.

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u/Grayflesh 17 Jan 26 '22

I remember him, i think he send his friend on a holiday in poland

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Heard he decided to extend his trip to Russia but was deported back to West Berlin by 1945

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u/spudtatogames Jan 26 '22

And then joined a political party and was such a charming fellow he became the leader.

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u/in0rbit_ 16 Jan 26 '22

i need to watch than, only have heard of it

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u/TillmanIV-2 19 Jan 26 '22

You definitely should, it’s a really neat look into the German space program, how it developed, what they achieved, and gives a look into their little talked about 2018 mission.

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u/in0rbit_ 16 Jan 26 '22

I bet they find Hitler somewhere. Maybe he's the man in the moon ;)

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u/TrackNStarshipXx800 OLD Jan 26 '22

Oh damn that sound interesting. Thanks for the recommendation

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u/xDerDachDeckerx 16 Jan 26 '22

Naaaa hööör maaal

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u/KingSadra 16 Jan 26 '22

Soyuz 2 getting ready to lunch;

*Mason, Do Plan B*

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u/XboxFan_2020 16 Jan 26 '22

So Germans tried to be like the USSR and the US in the 60's?

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u/Business_Mudkip 17 Jan 26 '22

you don't wanna make friends here

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u/PowderSnouder 17 Jan 26 '22

I dont understand why people are such weirdos and dm asking for nudes... that sounds really rude to me at least :/

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u/Business_Mudkip 17 Jan 26 '22

exactly it's not like anyone is going to actually send them nudes it's just so weird

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Ahh, why?

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u/Business_Mudkip 17 Jan 26 '22 Silver

it's reddit

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

I see

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u/Business_Mudkip 17 Jan 26 '22

make sure you stay a safe distance away from the people on here

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Did you have any bad experience?

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u/SLIMSH9DY 13 Jan 26 '22

tbf i had some really good experiences, you just gotta find the right subs and people

also dont be a girl

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u/Conscious_Storage599 Jan 26 '22

Yes the last part is the most important.

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u/peepeepoopoo_the_1 Jan 26 '22

Seems easy to change that

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u/Dsoft1 16 Jan 26 '22

Also people irl

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u/NormalRedditUser001 Jan 26 '22

Cause half the “teenagers” in this sub are grown men larping as teens

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u/Manic_Mechanist 18 Jan 26 '22

Reddit, especially this subreddit, has a culture of “girls don’t exist. OH MY GOD, A GIRL! I’M HORNY NOW”

People are stupid.

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u/GodThisTakesTime 17 Jan 26 '22

Girls don't exist is an old reddit joke that this sub only has a part of. But the horny part is largely pedophiles.

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u/AegonSnow4 18 Jan 26 '22

Hello, and you've chosen an evil place to make friends , good luck tho my friend :)

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Ahh, wish me good luck

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u/mr_hurricane_gun 16 Jan 26 '22

Worst mistake, I feel for your dms, actually anal raped by old men, it is very unfortunate

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u/sky_isnt_blue6 Jan 27 '22

Wait wtf... WHAT?

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u/mr_hurricane_gun 16 Jan 27 '22

It is what happene when reddit finds out your female

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u/AugTheViking 18 Jan 26 '22

Damn, you're 15?

Thought you were at least 22.

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u/punny_worm Jan 26 '22

a horrible mistake

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u/AugTheViking 18 Jan 26 '22

?

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u/doge-12 14 Jan 27 '22

hes referring to pedos

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u/Nursium_Z Jan 26 '22

a horrible mistake

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u/HistoricalLie4492 Jan 26 '22

I think she is the mother of evil , trying to baptize all the evil ,she ain't no fool or newbie

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u/WilliamAfton131 18 Jan 26 '22

You fool, now all the horny fuckers know where you are

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

I'm here and fuck them

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u/SociallyFucked19 Jan 26 '22 Wholesome

no dont fuck them, that will just make them more horny

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22 Helpful

Then they'll start fucking themselves. Mission accomplished

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u/_Vortex_King_ 16 Jan 26 '22

Sometimes my genius... It's almost frightening!

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Not frightening then them

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u/_Vortex_King_ 16 Jan 26 '22

Wot?

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u/LighlessDawn 16 Jan 26 '22

Wot?

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u/_Vortex_King_ 16 Jan 26 '22

That was what I answered when my Physics teacher asked me to tell her the SI unit of power...

For some reason she and the rest of the class applauded...

Lol

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u/Seanybearscouts Jan 26 '22

Thats me when i asked about a math problem that was still not discussed by the teacher but clearly part of the future lessons

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u/No1Nol 18 Jan 26 '22

My genius is so big it has it's own atmosphere

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u/_Vortex_King_ 16 Jan 26 '22

My genius is so great, it generates gravity!!!

Good one though. ;)

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u/No1Nol 18 Jan 26 '22

I love top gear

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u/cannedrex2406 19 Jan 26 '22

Clarkson you imbecile

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u/0riginalDumbass 16 Jan 26 '22

Fuck yeah great show (was)

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u/koondog_RPG Jan 26 '22

Sometimes it generates gravity

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u/HumongousChungus2 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 26 '22

r/ selffuck lol. It actually exists. Dont check it out.

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u/rhysinator01 Jan 26 '22

God I wish I listened to you now I need some r/eyebleach

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u/Dnoxl 17 Jan 26 '22

Yeah this is big brain time

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u/Thehornygrevious Jan 26 '22

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very poor choice of words

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

They would start fucking themselves

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u/Thehornygrevious Jan 26 '22

Hmmm good point

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Mission accomplished

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u/_MyRoseboyAlt_ 18 Jan 26 '22

That’s their plan…

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

They would get more horny and start fucking themselves

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

r/hogrida

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I see you everywhere lol

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u/Historical_Ferret_14 Jan 26 '22

Every where i go,

I see his face

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u/Sillythebot 17 Jan 26 '22

hello there

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u/Thehornygrevious Jan 26 '22

Genreal Kenobi you are a bold one

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u/Emirbtw Jan 26 '22

amazing username mr horny jedi slayer

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u/HideousPillow 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 26 '22

oh shit

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u/I_chez Jan 26 '22

40 comments in under 20 minutes. Wow

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22 Helpful

r/hogrida

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u/TheSupremePanPrezes 16 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

checks the account to see if it's a troll

Active in both r/TallTeenagers and r/Shortteenagers

That's another level deception.

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u/chickenpotato22 Jan 27 '22

There goals are beyond our understanding

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u/Lopsided-Frosting-55 17 Jan 26 '22

Welcome to hell

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

I hope its better

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u/Lopsided-Frosting-55 17 Jan 26 '22

Ya just fair warning it's pretty wierd and sometimes just flat out gross here

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Ahh, damn. Good luck for me then

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u/Retr0_voyager 13 Jan 26 '22

Also don’t look up eyeblech look up eyebleach. Don’t mess it up. n e v e r

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u/spoonking121 16 Jan 26 '22

Cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

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u/Prestigious_Stop7347 16 Jan 26 '22

Man of culture

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u/Agoodsoldier32 Jan 26 '22

"What are you doing up there?"

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Lmfaooo, my friend gifted the jeans

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u/liljkilla810 15 Jan 26 '22

I get the reference

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u/HollerinDingo Jan 27 '22

Hello Peter

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u/Danitwit 15 Jan 26 '22

*sigh*, it seems that you have met a horrible demise, my friend.

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u/dandaal12 15 Jan 26 '22

But ya know I don't feel to bad about it

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u/Ivan_the_smash 15 Jan 26 '22

If it weren't me, it would have been one of the others

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u/dandaal12 15 Jan 26 '22

What I guess I'm trying to say life goes on, well not for you your dead

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u/Ivan_the_smash 15 Jan 26 '22

I love mister hippo, this is the first reference of him I've seen ever

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u/TM1303 17 Jan 26 '22

Welcom to Reddit: random guy posts and gets no respons, random girl posts and she's top post on my homepage

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u/S7J8 14 Jan 26 '22

Because most of the people in the comment section of a girl’s photo just want to get upvotes by saying “Lmao you’re ded XD” or “RIP ur DM’s”.

While on a guy’s post they could not get those same upvotes easily and have to use their horible social skills to communicate with the person so they just choose to not communicate and ignore the post

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u/zombieslagher10 18 Jan 26 '22

Who wants to reverse image search

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u/whenthedripissus 16 Jan 26 '22

karma farming simulator

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u/Overhaul_____ 16 Jan 26 '22

I loved the Spiderman : into the spider verse movie. But it had major plot holes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

you are right how did venom guy came in the verse

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u/Shrimp426 15 Jan 26 '22

Wrong movie... But to answer your question in relevance to Spider-Man: No Way Home - in the end credit scene of Venom: Let There Be Carnage, Venom tells Eddie that he is connected to a symbiote hive mind that includes every symbiote, even those in other universes. This means that because the Venom from Spider-Man: 3 (the one with Tobey Maguire) knew that Peter Parker was Spider-Man, the Venom in question also knew that.

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u/Mrogoth_bauglir Jan 26 '22

There is no venom in into the spiderverse

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u/Glede_04 17 Jan 26 '22

guys I'm so original and edgy

pRepaRe foR tHe crEepY dms

dOn'T mAkE frIenDs hEre beCaUse rEdDit sUcKs

tHis sUb is so bAd

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u/Harun9 Jan 26 '22

Why you got a downvote

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u/mrfluffles300 17 Jan 26 '22

wow i have never felt so unoriginal before. fuck.

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u/iii_joe 16 Jan 26 '22

Vampire teeth, liked it🧛‍♂️

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u/wesauthier Jan 26 '22

You just summoned all 40 Yr olds

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u/Lewi_King_23 18 Jan 26 '22

Who took the pic it's dope?

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

My friend

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u/Lewi_King_23 18 Jan 26 '22

They are great with the camera nice aesthetic jean and green

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u/AlmightyShoove Jan 26 '22 Wholesome

uh hi

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Hii

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u/AlmightyShoove Jan 26 '22

ok

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u/CodyTheMemeLordYT Jan 26 '22

Natural response when speaking to a woman for the first time

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u/AlmightyShoove Jan 26 '22

i am a natural for a reason baby🗿

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u/nofish- 16 Jan 26 '22

lmaoo

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u/AlmightyShoove Jan 26 '22

🗿

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u/NoCommander26 15 Jan 26 '22

The "ok" was a bad move, but you saved it

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u/Ka_squit_ 13 Jan 26 '22

Hell nah not a good place to ask

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u/tomDV__ 19 Jan 26 '22

No thanks we all know women don't exist on reddit you must be a bot /j

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u/ALZ-11 Jan 26 '22

Cool post I swear but...

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

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u/Modest_Tea_Consumer 15 Jan 26 '22

I only super horny after reading this

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u/SEXYGORRILA69420 Jan 26 '22

Where the ever living fuck did you find this

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u/Professional_Emu_164 16 Jan 26 '22

Literally Google Vaporeon copypasta

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Run. This is not a place for friends.

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u/Mammoth_Explanation5 13 Jan 26 '22

A friendly advice: dont go make friends on reddit if you are a female

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u/Ok-Value1250 Jan 26 '22

Im waiting for the edit i got a lot of creepy dms part

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u/PinkyThePiggy 16 Jan 26 '22

What has this sub come to?

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u/FPGN 19 Jan 26 '22

This the worst place you could've posted 😭

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u/quahmeil 19 Jan 26 '22

Be careful too many creepy fucks on Reddit

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u/flowerofpain 15 Jan 26 '22

Damn, I can't respond to all the comments and dms. Thank you guys. Didn't expect to get so much response lol.

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