r/teenagers • u/0xCUBE 15 • Jan 25 '22 • Silver 20 Helpful 11 Wholesome 11

I’ll Start Social

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u/Ghost-Plushie 15 Jan 25 '22

Hi! My name is (what?)

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u/comrade_nurek Jan 25 '22

My name is (who?)

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u/southalbatross14 14 Jan 25 '22

My name is

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u/Ghost-Plushie 15 Jan 25 '22

Slim Shady

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u/nickmillersmaid_ Jan 25 '22

Hi! My name is (huh?)

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u/The_Misery_Creator 14 Jan 25 '22

My name is (what?)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22 • Silver

my name is (Chicka Chicka)

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u/Koalemos2 16 Jan 25 '22 • Wholesome

There’s 104 days in summer vacation

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u/pansexual_potato 16 Jan 25 '22

and school comes along just to end it

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u/indigo_jones_Ad2802 Jan 25 '22

So the annual problem for our generation

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u/witty_skippy Jan 25 '22

Is finding a good way to spend it

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u/DeBoi_Wild Jan 26 '22

LIKE MAYBE

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u/indigo_jones_Ad2802 Jan 26 '22

Building a rocket

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u/firedudeanother 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 26 '22

Or fighting a mummy

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u/Niland_Woods_13 Jan 26 '22

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

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u/Greentoaststone 16 Jan 25 '22

Sun is shining in the sky

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u/comrade_nurek Jan 25 '22

There ain't a cloud in sight

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u/Mc_Thornsly 15 Jan 25 '22

It's stopped rainin' everybody's in the play

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u/reegod420 16 Jan 25 '22

And dont ya know, its a beautiful new day heyyyyy

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u/IceTooth101 Jan 25 '22

Running down the avenue

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u/AestheticBoi643 Jan 25 '22

see how the sun shines brightly

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u/IceTooth101 Jan 25 '22

In the city

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u/Comindo Jan 25 '22

On the streets where once was pity

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u/IceTooth101 Jan 25 '22

Mr Blue Sky is living here today, he-ey

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u/Niland_Woods_13 Jan 26 '22

Mr blue sky, please tell us why

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u/GayRootbeer69 Jan 25 '22

Carry on my wayward son

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u/Judeisanemokid 16 Jan 25 '22

There’ll be peace when you are done

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u/GayRootbeer69 Jan 25 '22

Lay your weary head to rest

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u/Judeisanemokid 16 Jan 25 '22

Don’t you cry no more

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u/GayRootbeer69 Jan 25 '22

Once I rose above the noise and confusion

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u/maiyoo11 17 Jan 26 '22 • Wholesome

Around the world

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u/LightlySaltedAutist 17 Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/UndeadMetalhead58 Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/firedudeanother 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/noonetookdisusername 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/Niland_Woods_13 Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/349339374 Jan 26 '22

Around the world

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u/Prestigious_Sea8162 18 Jan 25 '22 • Wholesome

But you didn’t have to cut me off

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u/alelarax Jan 25 '22 • Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Nakelakaweiabhevaye

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u/PanLuckyTea 15 Jan 25 '22

we were nothing

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u/comrade_nurek Jan 25 '22

But I dont even needyolov

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u/Leelamzmeow 16 Jan 25 '22

But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

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u/LITTLERETROSHIP Jan 25 '22

you didn’t have to stoop so low

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u/E-HERO_Stratos Jan 26 '22 • Silver

Haveyafenscolikyainconsivanchangeyanumber

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u/russellsample 14 Jan 26 '22

Guess det I dont need datdo

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u/E-HERO_Stratos Jan 26 '22

Nawyajutsombodythiddiusedtoknoo

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u/Zooba_Nooba 15 Jan 25 '22

Who are these people, just woke up in my underwear

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u/Judeisanemokid 16 Jan 25 '22

No liquor left on the shelf

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u/Zooba_Nooba 15 Jan 25 '22

I shold probably introduce myself

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u/Judeisanemokid 16 Jan 25 '22

You shoulda seen what i wore

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u/general_vibe_check Jan 25 '22 • Silver

Welcome to the Internet

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u/Apprehensive_Suit940 18 Jan 25 '22

Have a look around

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u/The_Misery_Creator 14 Jan 26 '22

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

We’ve got mountains of content

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u/general_vibe_check Jan 26 '22

Some better, some worse

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u/Niland_Woods_13 Jan 26 '22

If none of it's of interest to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

You’d be the first

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/ohayogozaimasu1 Jan 25 '22

When I'm wiser and im older

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u/Alternative-Stand951 Jan 25 '22

All this time I was finding myself

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u/ohayogozaimasu1 Jan 25 '22

And iii-iii-iiii

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u/Flames2022 Jan 25 '22

Didn't know I was lost, didn't know I was lo-ost Didn't know didn't know..

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/indigo_jones_Ad2802 Jan 25 '22

To seize everything you ever wanted,

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u/ToadlyAwsome 14 Jan 25 '22

Would you take it, or just let it slip?

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u/StreetChoco69-420 Jan 26 '22

Palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy

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u/Leaffu_Meaffu457 Jan 25 '22

There once was a ship

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u/Phillip-T 14 Jan 25 '22

That put to sea

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u/The_Misery_Creator 14 Jan 26 '22

The name of the ship

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u/Apprehensive_Suit940 18 Jan 26 '22

Was the billy of tea

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u/standupgonewild 15 Jan 26 '22

The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down

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u/oppoop23 16 Jan 26 '22

Oh blow my bully boys blow

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u/standupgonewild 15 Jan 26 '22

Ha! Soon my the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

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u/Tuupiii Jan 26 '22

Some day when the tonguin’s done, we take our leave and go!

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u/offbrandviking 15 Jan 26 '22

She had not been two weeks from shore

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u/HuskerBeavr 13 Jan 26 '22

When down on her a right whale bore

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22 • Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

I wake up fine and dandy

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u/krubba21 Jan 25 '22

But then by the time I find it handy

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u/Judeisanemokid 16 Jan 25 '22

To rip my heart apart and start planning my crash landing

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

I go up up up up up to the ceiling

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u/NoBid7816 Jan 25 '22

Hey kid (hey kid) Do I have your attention? I know the way you've been living Life's so reckless, tragedy endless Welcome to the family

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u/Daymon0 17 Jan 26 '22

I'm waking up, to ash and dust

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u/AdIllustrious7185 Jan 26 '22

I wipe my brow and sweat my rust

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u/piochi_lag Jan 25 '22

Fly me to the moon.

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u/Normal_Artist2 Jan 25 '22

im still standing

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u/kawaiin00b 14 Jan 25 '22

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

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u/indigo_jones_Ad2802 Jan 26 '22

But the value of these shells will fall

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u/The_Misery_Creator 14 Jan 26 '22

Due to the laws of supply and demand

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u/FoxGamingmc 14 Jan 25 '22

The devil went down to Georgia…

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u/PanLuckyTea 15 Jan 25 '22

I wonder how

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u/theyoinkster76w Jan 25 '22

I wonder why

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u/PanLuckyTea 15 Jan 25 '22

yeaster day u told me 'bout the blue blue sky

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u/Rubenni_Reddit 15 Jan 25 '22

But all that i can see

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 15 Jan 25 '22

Is just a yellow lemon tree

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u/Shark_boi1107 15 Jan 25 '22

I’m turnin my head

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u/Leelamzmeow 16 Jan 25 '22

Up and down

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u/RoundImagination1 Jan 25 '22

I'm turning turning turning turning

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u/itisbunni Jan 25 '22

turning around and all that i can see

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u/phieshboysama 15 Jan 25 '22

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

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u/Top_Selection_1 Jan 25 '22

Better run better run

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u/MacaronMunch Jan 25 '22

Outrun my gun

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u/ToadlyAwsome 14 Jan 25 '22

All the other kids with their pumped up kicks

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u/DeBoi_Wild Jan 26 '22

better run better run

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u/Masterof4Strings 16 Jan 26 '22

Faster than my bullet

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u/Scorpd77 Jan 25 '22

I ain't ever gunna dance again!

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u/TheOvermindTF2 16 Jan 25 '22

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

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u/Eclipse_MemeQueen Jan 25 '22

I’m at a pay phone

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u/comrade_nurek Jan 25 '22

Trying to call

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u/soryua 14 Jan 25 '22

home

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u/Apmadwa Jan 25 '22

All of the change i spent on you

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u/L-u-n-a-r2 Jan 25 '22 • Silver

OHHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THEEEEEERREE

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u/AdIllustrious7185 Jan 26 '22

WOOOOAAAHHHHHHH LIVIIIING ON AAAA PRAAAAAAAAYERRRRRRR

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u/KingYejob 15 Jan 26 '22

TAKE MY HAND

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u/MorningCoffee_247 Jan 26 '22

WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

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u/123_underscore_321 Jan 26 '22

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/Low-Iife 15 Jan 26 '22

LLLIIIVVVINNNGGGGG OOONNNN AAA PPPPPRRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAA

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u/Rqdii Jan 25 '22

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep

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u/festival0156n 17 Jan 25 '22

dreaming about the things that we. could. be.
baby, I've been, I've been praying hard

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u/Shark_boi1107 15 Jan 25 '22

So no more countin dollars we be countin stars

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u/kaokie49 15 Jan 25 '22 • Wholesome

creeper

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u/HitBytheBoogie 15 Jan 25 '22

aw man

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u/kaokie49 15 Jan 25 '22

so we back in the mine

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u/PigIlFigo32 15 Jan 25 '22

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side,

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u/kaokie49 15 Jan 25 '22

this task a grueling one

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u/PigIlFigo32 15 Jan 25 '22

Hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

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u/kaokie49 15 Jan 25 '22

heads up, you hear a sound turn around and look up

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u/PigIlFigo32 15 Jan 25 '22

Total shock fills your body

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u/kaokie49 15 Jan 25 '22

oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes-eyes-eyes

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u/PigIlFigo32 15 Jan 25 '22

Cause baby tonight, the creeper's tryna steal our stuff again, cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again, bolt again-gain

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u/Low-Researcher-8697 15 Jan 25 '22

U work numbers work wonders u done woke me up from my eternal slumber I'm the lightning -

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u/depressed_lyricist Jan 25 '22

You're the thunder. There's a difference between I need you and I want you. Girl I need you 😁😁😁

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u/Memebrowser1 18 Jan 25 '22 • Silver

IM A GOOFY GOOBER

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u/Acquaintence64 Jan 25 '22

ROCK!

YOU’RE A GOOFY GOOBER!

ROCK!

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u/indigo_jones_Ad2802 Jan 25 '22

WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!

ROCK!

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u/Masterof4Strings 16 Jan 26 '22

GOOFYGOOFYGOOFYGOOBER

ROCK

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u/LittleSansbits 16 Jan 26 '22

IM A KIIIIID YA SAY?!

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u/scottish_cow_13 15 Jan 25 '22

We'll never get free, lamb to the slaughter

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u/Hubluminati 18 Jan 25 '22

Wacthu gonna do when there's blood in the water

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u/scottish_cow_13 15 Jan 25 '22

The price of your greed is your son and your daughter

(I'm surprised someone got this)

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u/Hubluminati 18 Jan 25 '22

Wacthu gonna do when there's blood in the water

(Its a great song)

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u/scottish_cow_13 15 Jan 25 '22

Lok me in my eyes, tell me everything's not fine

(Ikr)

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u/phil736 Jan 25 '22

But the people ain’t happy, and the river has run dry..

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u/Iamdonut123 Jan 25 '22

Ahhhhh look at all the lonely people

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u/bigmemegod12 13 Jan 26 '22

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

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u/RandomWolfGames 15 Jan 26 '22

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

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u/theicejustice Jan 26 '22

most people looked at him w terror and fear

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u/Toothpasteman69 Jan 26 '22

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

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u/CaptainFard 14 Jan 26 '22

He could preach the bible like a preacher

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u/BonBonsHandPuppet 13 Jan 26 '22

Full of ecstacy and fire

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u/Vesk123 Jan 26 '22

But he also was the kind of teacher

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u/Bestdoggo1234 Jan 26 '22

That women would desire

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u/_ThatAltAcc_ 16 Jan 25 '22

Up to mighty london, came an irish lad one day~

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u/drortog 15 Jan 25 '22

Mommmmmaaaaaa

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u/Ahuman-mc Jan 25 '22

Ooooooooooooo

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u/alelarax Jan 25 '22

Didnt mean to make you crrrryyyyyy

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u/the_red_b4ron 16 Jan 25 '22

If i come back again this time tomorrooooooooooooow

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 15 Jan 25 '22

Carry ooooooon carry on

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u/Z12345678910111213 Jan 25 '22

as if nothing really matters

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u/Neo_dode56 17 Jan 25 '22

Too late, my time has come

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u/Worldly_Umpire_6463 13 Jan 25 '22

No you didnt have to cut me off

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u/Triplelilj 15 Jan 25 '22

Do you remember

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u/PuzzledCan2528 Jan 25 '22

MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING THE STRINGS

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Ooooo I’m blinded by the lights

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u/FoxInA_Box 19 Jan 25 '22

No I can't sleep until I feel your touch

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u/Apprehensive_Suit940 18 Jan 26 '22

Ooooooo I'm drowning in the night

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u/lobodel37 15 Jan 26 '22

When I'm like this, you are the one I trust

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u/SoonlyXo 18 Jan 26 '22

I’m running out of time

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u/Goat-samurai 16 Jan 25 '22

Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold

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u/PizzaMozzarella_ 15 Jan 25 '22

I don’t know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind-

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u/KIaix Jan 26 '22

You've been hit by

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u/llamasLoot 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jan 25 '22

Father of lies

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u/Willing_Courage5059 14 Jan 25 '22

Super idol de shiao rong dou mei ni de tian

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u/httpsselena 13 Jan 26 '22

You would not believe your eyes

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u/georech075 15 Jan 25 '22

Sometimes all i think is about you

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Late nights in the middle of June

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Heat wave been freaking me out

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u/depressed_lyricist Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 25 '22

Can't make you happier now

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u/sniffely Jan 25 '22

Sometimes all I think about is youu-ouu

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 15 Jan 25 '22

Late nights in the middle of June

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u/Flames2022 Jan 25 '22

Somebody once told me..

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u/comrade_nurek Jan 25 '22

The world is gonna roll me

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u/Dzeksiu_ 16 Jan 25 '22

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/torchicken_nugget 14 Jan 25 '22

She was looking kinda dumb

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