r/teenagers Nov 26 '21 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2 Silver 1

What’s your crush’s/gf/bf’s name Discussion

Yeah my crush starts with a E

Edit:there’s 300 comments 😩 don’t blow this up if my crush has Reddit I’m done for

Edit:too many comments and my fingers (my thumbs)are dying but I’ll try to respond to all of you guys before I go off to bed

Edit:I told you guys to not blow it up what if my crush does have Reddit 😩

Currently 11:11 am

Guys I have officially retired replying to the comments, I’ve been answering these comments for 2 straight hours and stayed up till 2 am in my time last night for this but I hope you guys all have a good relationship

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u/ToryTheBoyBro 17 Nov 26 '21

Kit-Kat

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u/AvatarHunter212 Nov 27 '21 Helpful

Break me off a piece of that ass

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u/Varad13Plays Nov 27 '21

What's the chance, it's his cake day

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u/AvatarHunter212 Nov 27 '21

1/365.25 chance that's the odds

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u/Ultramega39 17 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

Samantha

Edit: it seems that I’m not the only person who’s crush is named Samantha, hopefully it’s not the exact same person 🤭.

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Ask her out now

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u/Ultramega39 17 Nov 26 '21

Next month I plan on asking her out right before winter break (December 9th).

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Darn that’s too late ask her out this week. Oh my side I’m currently on thanksgiving break but starting off Monday I have school so if you have the same schedule ask her out during the week

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u/Ultramega39 17 Nov 26 '21

I’m also on Thanksgiving break,so the next time that I’ll see her is on Monday.

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Ah sweet ask her out and try not to be awkward and smile a lot lmfao

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u/Ultramega39 17 Nov 27 '21

I think that next Monday might be a little to early for me to ask her out as I’ve only really have been talking to her despite knowing her for about 9 months.

Also I don’t know if she has a boyfriend or not (I suspect that she doesn’t), so I plan on asking her if she already has a boyfriend.

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Ah alright and if she has a a boyfriend and she’s happy with the relationship I suggest you to not break their relationship

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u/Ultramega39 17 Nov 27 '21

That’s actually the reason why I lost interest in the last girl that I liked (found out early 2020 that she had a boyfriend, lost interest almost immediately), so if I found out that my current crush had a boyfriend I would also loose interest in her but I would still probably try to continue to be friends with her because I think that she’s a really interesting person.

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Ah alright if you loose interest I’m sure you’ll find others don’t worry

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u/390TrainsOfficial 16 Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful

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u/tiredanonymousperson 16 Nov 27 '21

Cool name, how do you pronounce it?

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u/FakeSudonym 17 Nov 27 '21

Obviously it's

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u/LOL_Look_Bro 17 Nov 27 '21

No bruh it's

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u/Prior-Temporary-8001 Nov 27 '21

Nah your spelling it wrong it’s actually

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u/Prof-Dumbledore101 16 Nov 27 '21

Yea also pronounced as

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Don't confuse it with ' '!

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u/JoeyTheEcho 18 Nov 27 '21

No it's clearly

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u/rysio300 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

i thought it was

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u/Trickshroom 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

U + 3164. i think. i don't know much of unicode

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Bruh that’s a very unique name I have to say

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u/BowserIsMyFather Nov 27 '21

Paige

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u/aimalisapro123 13 Nov 27 '21

'Paige and Molly love you, go rescue a dog!'

If you get this reference, I love you and lets be friends

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u/Ok_Blackberry2123 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

Valeria

edit: ok damn, Valeria dominance

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21 Ally

Nice mines Evan

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u/TheLegendCornman Nov 26 '21

Well I just made a comment joking that it’s me and now you say Evan and my name is Evan maybe it is me lol

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u/I_am_in_the_basement Nov 27 '21

Evan number two checking in

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u/HoopaDoopa600 Nov 27 '21

Evan number three checking in

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u/YinWithoutYang Nov 27 '21

I'm just waiting for number four to show up.

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u/Resident_Mae 18 Nov 27 '21

Evan but my name isn’t Evan and I’m not a boy number two checking in

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u/DingoAteMyDoge Nov 27 '21

Number Four has Arrived!

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u/melotriny 16 Nov 27 '21

They were obviously referring to me (I’m Evan number five)

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Sus lmfao but he has insta 💀

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u/its_fizzix Nov 27 '21

Yo I know a Valeria

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u/Milan_Odijk 16 Nov 27 '21

Nimra And if this gets 50 upvotes ill ask her out

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Alright best of luck what’s her name

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u/Milan_Odijk 16 Nov 27 '21

Nimra, i just told you

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Oh yeah your right your comment better get 50 upvoted than aha

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u/Horny_alt35 14 Nov 27 '21

You😳

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u/S_nomiS Nov 27 '21

Is he chinese ?

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u/slenderberg 16 Nov 27 '21

No you is chinese. He is american

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u/Waste_Of_Space117 15 Nov 26 '21

Ryan reynolds

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Lmfao nice name I have to say

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u/Exciting_Try593 Nov 27 '21

No, he is my crush

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u/griff123456789101112 15 Nov 27 '21

Mine and I'm a guy so that shows how sexy the man is

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u/Connect-Bathroom-60 15 Nov 27 '21

I can also confirm, Ryan Reynolds could make any man be gay for at least a day

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u/DarthConnor42 17 Nov 26 '21

Destiny (I'm not kidding we go to the same highschool)

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u/teaboi05 18 Nov 27 '21

Their brother/sister name is Halo?

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u/jobbet789 Nov 27 '21

No, Destiny 2

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u/Mr-Spaghett 14 Nov 27 '21

One of the parents name is Bungie?

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u/Zexrtoix 15 Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

ava

edit: if this gets 5 upvotes i'll ask her out rn

edit2: i rlly just let a reddit comment make a life choice for me what am i doing welp here goes

edit4: SHE SAID YES:))

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Wtf this is the 5th person with a crush on Ava damn

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u/Zexrtoix 15 Nov 27 '21

jesus christ

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Looks like you’ve got competition 😩

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u/Zexrtoix 15 Nov 27 '21

also that was like a whole 3 seconds before you replied that's insane

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Not me upvoting

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u/whatever0209 17 Nov 27 '21

How did it go?

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u/Zexrtoix 15 Nov 27 '21

no response yet but then again sent at 11 at night so understandable

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u/Mrjamesgaming 17 Nov 27 '21

Send updates, wishing you luck

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u/PokemonGoUs3r 17 Nov 27 '21

Just commenting so I can come back to this tomorrow

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u/bj-mc Nov 27 '21

Make that two of us...

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u/Squid_Man56 18 Nov 27 '21

and my sword

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

YO STOP BLOWING THIS UP what if he has Reddit

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u/1AsianPanda 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Nov 27 '21

There's plenty of evans in this world, maybe you'll find a different evan of your dreams

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Maybe I shall but right now I’m only interested in Evan M and he does to my school but he has a gf sadly

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I don't got one

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Darn I catch feelings to easy

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Ig so, I am 13 so I don't got much to worry abt

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Yeah yeah I’ll Jsut keep dreaming Evan likes me

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Oh, Evan, cool name

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Yeah he has a girl friend so I’m just sitting here minding my feelings about him

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u/dodge_menace 13 Nov 26 '21

I don't have a crush or a bf cuz everyone I know sucks (besides Tristan shes ok)

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

I have a crush but what’s stoping me from confessing in his gf

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u/Eaglewarrior33 15 Nov 27 '21

Damn I feel you, I’m in the same situation just genders reversed

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u/Varad13Plays Nov 27 '21

Vedika 🥰

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Okay first .. what a gorgeous name and second .. my thumbs are gonna die after I reply to everyone

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u/Varad13Plays Nov 27 '21

I think you should take a break mate

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u/Themasterofcomedy209 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

That’s a pretty name

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u/Varad13Plays Nov 27 '21

IKR I'm gonna propose her soon

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u/Full_Blackberry_5251 14 Nov 26 '21

My crush also starts with an E

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

What’s the name ? Mines Evan I’m just exposing myself rn but he alr has a gf and I don’t think he has Reddit so yeah

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u/FrenchFreedom888 15 Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

He def. doesn't have Reddit: he has a girlfriend, so SYNTAX ERROR If he did or something like that

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u/Full_Blackberry_5251 14 Nov 27 '21

Evelina is her name

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Aw beautiful name

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u/AD-SKYOBSIDION 15 Nov 27 '21

Damn you too love the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND THE BIG E

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u/Lunet1st 17 Nov 26 '21

Amelia

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Ask her out

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Fly her over the pacific

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u/Lunet1st 17 Nov 26 '21

She in the same country as me boss

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u/potatocreamsoup Nov 27 '21

I don't simp, the only women I love are my mother and the Blessed Mary 😤😤😤😤

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u/yuv0918 Nov 27 '21

Holy music intensifies

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u/TooYoungForSh 14 Nov 26 '21

Her name is Mia and she is fucking lovely

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u/aishawasfound_ Nov 27 '21

My crush’s single and asexual ;-;

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u/Witherbrine27 14 Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

"Don't blow this up" mfw this was the first post on reddit after I opened it

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u/_sKareKrow_ 19 Nov 26 '21

Death

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u/HBRYU 17 Nov 27 '21

Hey there, thanos

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u/EarlyTHK 16 Nov 27 '21

My crush name is ChadMcTunderCock

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u/tulkas_13 Nov 27 '21

Jocelyn <3 She is latina

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Ah that’s nice to hear

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u/Clonvader1 Nov 27 '21

First post I see the OP answering everyone. Congratulations lassie!

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u/midnightmisery__ Nov 27 '21

I miss having a crush. ☹ but I'm FREEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Allah 🙏🙏

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u/loser7843 14 Nov 26 '21

Exams are haram ! Only Allah can test us

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u/King_Bob007 Nov 26 '21

bro some dudes in my class spent the entire recess chanting “exams are haram” I kid you not

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u/loser7843 14 Nov 26 '21

They are on the correct path !

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u/LilacLover8 19 Nov 27 '21

💯 bruzza, stay halal🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/UrMoma_llama Nov 27 '21

Hmm… er… what’s his name? Oh, right, Bob Ross. Only guy that can make me gay

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u/TokoFumi Nov 26 '21

It starts with an M but I ain’t gonna say it cause why not

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Don’t be shy 😏😏 my crush’s name is Evan but no ones gonna find out

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u/PapayaAffectionate11 16 Nov 26 '21

I don't know my Crush's Name Bruh

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Bahah ask her/him/them

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u/OddGuysTV 17 Nov 26 '21

Mine starts with an E too, and it's the name of a popular German song

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u/Ev3469 Nov 27 '21

Erika

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u/Common-Ad5446 15 Nov 27 '21

Lacey

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Nice mines Evan I’m jsut exposing myself

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u/Dunky-kong 15 Nov 27 '21

I had a crush who turned out to be a dude, which was a shock because the guy had a girly voice and sure did look like a girl.

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Ahah never judge a book by its cover

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u/RandomGranger Nov 27 '21

None. I shall start being single, again

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u/Even-Cauliflower-101 Nov 27 '21

My name starts with an E 😳

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

😏 it’s Evan hah and last name starts with M

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u/Even-Cauliflower-101 Nov 27 '21

My name isn’t Evan but my last name does start with an m

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 27 '21

Lol my crush’s last name is Meza at this point I’m jsut exposing myself but no one will know , how could they

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u/Even-Cauliflower-101 Nov 27 '21

I mean if he uses reddit…

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u/DuckieHouse Nov 27 '21

Im aromantic but I did fake having a crush once!

It was on a girl named Nora...

and once on a guy named Ari..

and that one time with Etta...

and there was Claire...

Geez younger me really wanted to fit in...

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u/karmakaze07 14 Nov 26 '21

My gfs name is Alyssa

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Okay now your just flexing you have a gf

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Leah

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u/MBeroev-is-69 16 Nov 27 '21

I was looking for my name but didn’t find it 😎

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u/LemoniJeff 16 Nov 26 '21

Zane

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u/Fossilrex06 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver

🎵JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN🎵

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u/Postitive_Meadows Nov 26 '21

Nice go ask him/her/them out

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u/LemoniJeff 16 Nov 26 '21

Too bad they're a fictional character

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