r/teenagers 16 Nov 26 '21

I'm legally allowed to buy alcohol now Social

10 updotes and I'll get shitfaced tomorrow with my friends probaly

1.1k Upvotes

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u/IllestMindOfDisThing Nov 26 '21

I envy you. In my country, we can’t drink it until we are 21

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Just move to Denmark

36

u/Demonetized_Onlyfans Nov 26 '21

Ayo en dansker

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u/PHILIPTNT 17 Nov 26 '21

Bro er du?

10

u/Demonetized_Onlyfans Nov 26 '21

Nej, jeg er bare født der, taler sproget, har boet der det meste af mit liv, og har dansk statsborgerskab

24

u/spupulup Nov 26 '21

i refuse to believe danish is a real language

12

u/Lexel95 Nov 26 '21

DenmarkIsntReal

3

u/Manic_Mechanist 17 Nov 27 '21

That moment when you accidentally discover how to make text on reddit

big

6

u/LiamEgil 17 Nov 26 '21

Yes

Too similar to norwegian

3

u/Lightdragon312 Nov 27 '21

Næmmen en nordmann

3

u/LiamEgil 17 Nov 27 '21

Kanskje d

2

u/Vertebrae_Viking 19 Nov 27 '21

Skrid tilbage til Sverige

2

u/PHILIPTNT 17 Nov 26 '21

Ok cool

7

u/SeniorMaKK Nov 26 '21

Or romania , you can pretty much drink from whatever age you want , legally only from 18

2

u/Difficult_Ad_7947 Nov 27 '21

Yep not only that my parents let me drink some beer every night since i was like 9 years old

3

u/de420swegster 19 Nov 26 '21

No dinking age, just buying age

2

u/brawl50 13 Nov 27 '21

Just move to international waters and you can murder too 😳😈

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u/TheNintendoWii 13 Nov 26 '21

Danskjävel

— En svensk

(/s)

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u/Rodenkob Nov 26 '21

Svenskjævel

-En norsk

/s

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u/androdagamr 15 Nov 27 '21

Norskjävel

-En svensk

[/s]

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u/UserPlaysMinecraft 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

No, I’m invading Denmark

1

u/Brackener 16 Nov 26 '21

Or Germany

1

u/TheCookieLegend 17 Nov 26 '21

Dansker gang bro

1

u/Equal-Bus-557 14 Nov 26 '21

I’m Russian to Denmark as we speak

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u/what-if-no 13 Nov 26 '21

yeah but I have to wait until im 18

1

u/ZequizFTW 14 Nov 27 '21

DANSKJÄVEL! SÖK HJÄLP DIN REPTIL!

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u/DaNASCARMem 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

This is why Denmark is the happiest country on the earth

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u/Crazy-Chris06 Nov 27 '21

What's the age there? Where I live it's 19

1

u/Em_M_06 Nov 27 '21

Or literally any Latin American country lmao

1

u/ApolloSky110 15 Nov 27 '21

Sounds fun

1

u/lucaseol 16 Nov 27 '21

I also recently turned 16 in Denmark

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Nov 26 '21

In my country, we legally can’t drink it until we are 21

5

u/Ninjaboyseifer 19 Nov 26 '21

Laughs as he smokes dab concentrate

1

u/ridireeir 16 Nov 26 '21

would love to get a dab rig

1

u/Ninjaboyseifer 19 Nov 26 '21

Me too man, I just smoke carts for now

1

u/ridireeir 16 Nov 26 '21

same, haven't had a good one in a while. got a nice stiizy a few months back but didn't last long

2

u/MapleBeans_man Nov 26 '21

Me who just steals it “at any age if you try hard enough”

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/_Supermoose 15 Nov 26 '21

that’s more of a technicality than grammar

so is this

3

u/justghandi Nov 26 '21

18 in the uk

2

u/python-lord-1236443 Nov 26 '21

Which is stupid and dumb

2

u/nekaiser 18 Nov 27 '21

cries in can pay bills but can’t drink

1

u/ForTheMemez1 Nov 26 '21

good ol murica

1

u/IllestMindOfDisThing Nov 26 '21

The place where Black Friday is literally always fucked up

1

u/ForTheMemez1 Nov 27 '21

ngl i bet that someone will find a way to make black friday racist somehow

1

u/IllestMindOfDisThing Nov 27 '21

God dammit, i ended up making it sound racist. FUCK

1

u/MusabShah94 17 Nov 26 '21

Yall can drink?

1

u/MapleBeans_man Nov 26 '21

Yes I have a throat

1

u/MusabShah94 17 Nov 27 '21

i mean drink alcohol

1

u/MapleBeans_man Nov 27 '21

Yes I have very cool parents and very fast legs(stealing)

1

u/MapleBeans_man Nov 26 '21

In my province it’s 19

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 26 '21

Ye see, ye said legally, but we all know here, illegally is the true way

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Well unfortunately I'll need to buy vodka or shit like that in order for it to be illegal

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 26 '21

I've seen 10 year olds get served here

2

u/jaybankzz 15 Nov 26 '21

Russia?

5

u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 26 '21

The non slavic alcoholic one in Europe

1

u/kitho04 17 Nov 26 '21

Germany?

1

u/Confident-ish 18 Nov 26 '21

Just read his name

0

u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 26 '21

The Gaelic alcoholic one that isn't Scotland

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u/Mrowkaqq 16 Nov 26 '21

Possibly_Ireland

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 26 '21

Well I mean if ye want to count it, we used to get small amounts of whiskey given to us as baby's to help us sleep, and i used to put me dodys into me das drink and suck on it

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u/Slash_86 13 Nov 27 '21

whiskey for sleeping???

you learn new things everyday! Thats gonna be good if i have a baby (If i have a wife that is(If i have a girlfriend that is(If i have a life that is)))

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 27 '21

Ye, altho alot of the time ye warm up the whiskey

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 27 '21

Yer not gona give a baby alot of whiskey now are ye?

1

u/Slash_86 13 Nov 28 '21

yeah, just small, just small

maliciously opens bottle of whiskey

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u/Possibly_Irish 15 Nov 28 '21

Ah shur lad pass it over when yer ready there

takes out pint glass

,let's see if we can give ourselves alcohol poisoning

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u/Slash_86 13 Nov 28 '21

r u from pirateland or smth?

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u/Ok_Noise_3203 16 Nov 26 '21

Then do that

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u/Ninjaboyseifer 19 Nov 26 '21

Damn straight migo. Care for a toke?

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u/Jul_nd 18 Nov 26 '21

I guess German?

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Close I'm Danish

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u/Mortem_Wolf 14 Nov 26 '21

You damn swedes and your low drinking ages

10

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Don’t mistake us Swedes for those potato-mouths >:/

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u/tuffetaget 17 Nov 26 '21

Don’t come here and say Sweden and Denmark are the same thing those psychos in Denmark are just weird

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

That’s what I’m saying

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u/Mortem_Wolf 14 Nov 26 '21

Playing on your hate for each other for the karma really backfired didn't it

1

u/yaDoinCk 14 Nov 27 '21

Germany is 14 if you're with a guardian lol

1

u/DanishMotherfucker Nov 27 '21

Denmark you’re allowed to drink at any age, you just can’t buy untill you’re 16

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u/Equivalent_Count_277 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

Cna you understand Danish

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Jeg snakker det flydende min ven

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u/Equivalent_Count_277 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

Can swedish people understand it

1

u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Swedish people understand it to a degree I think

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u/Equivalent_Count_277 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

And vice versa?

1

u/Ben6924 16 Nov 26 '21

Also Germans do

1

u/MrPipYT 17 Nov 26 '21

When written, but it sounds like potatomouth

1

u/androdagamr 15 Nov 27 '21

We understand it when written but not when spoken

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u/voguesrare 18 Nov 26 '21

nein

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Ich bin nicht ein Deutsch Junge

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u/voguesrare 18 Nov 26 '21

du bist ein madchen

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Nein

4

u/voguesrare 18 Nov 26 '21

ja

3

u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Meine freunde ich bin ein Junge

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u/voguesrare 18 Nov 26 '21

oke leuk

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Jeg er en dansk dreng

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u/voguesrare 18 Nov 26 '21

si si no comprende

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Ich bin ein Danish Junge

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u/IllestMindOfDisThing Nov 26 '21

er kommt aus dänemark

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u/Tito497 Nov 26 '21

Balkan countries, we can buy alcochol when we are ten, saying its for our parents

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u/ImacowandIgoMoo Nov 26 '21

Old man

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Atleast I'm not a fetus

3

u/ImacowandIgoMoo Nov 26 '21

No getting drunk old man

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Imma do it anyways

4

u/ImacowandIgoMoo Nov 26 '21

Why tho

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Because I haven't been drunk In a long time and I enjoy being drunk

1

u/ImacowandIgoMoo Nov 26 '21

Tf you mean in a long time. Are you ok

2

u/thepinkblues 18 Nov 26 '21

It’s Europe, we get drunk at 12 years old

0

u/ImacowandIgoMoo Nov 26 '21

Bro I'm from Europe too. That's not a good excuse

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u/thepinkblues 18 Nov 26 '21

Well in Ireland it’s literally just natural, we don’t have some depressing reason to drink young we’re just young and wanna do something risky. Speak to anyone and I guarantee you the vast, vast majority will say the same

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u/justghandi Nov 26 '21

True i aint drank alcohol yet tho and im 16 🧐

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u/C8be Nov 26 '21

Sucks to be u I guess

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u/SeptuagenarianOnion 16 Nov 26 '21

cries in being american

5

u/WeaselBeagle 13 Nov 26 '21

Laughs in illegal drinking

2

u/duck4519 15 Nov 26 '21

The only drinking you should be doing is sprites

2

u/WeaselBeagle 13 Nov 26 '21

But eggnog and Irish cream tastes so damn good

3

u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

Laughs in Danish

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u/Charlie2006- 15 Nov 26 '21

Cool i can legally drink at home 14

4

u/justghandi Nov 26 '21

In scotland you can legally drink at 5 or some dumb fucking age like that

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u/Charlie2006- 15 Nov 26 '21

Well it's the same here, as long as you're home you can drink from the age of 5 but my mum only let me start having more then half a glass of any alcohol when I was 14

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u/justghandi Nov 26 '21

Yeah im still to drink any alcohol i dont see the interest in it

1

u/Charlie2006- 15 Nov 26 '21

For me its just something to enjoy occasionally, sit down with either a beer or an ale and relax

2

u/Shadowtaio 16 Nov 26 '21

Gegrüßt Kamerade

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u/yarak_69 16 Nov 26 '21

Pah! I could buy alcohol at 10 in our local store "for my dad"

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u/ROBOGAMER1516 13 Nov 26 '21

I personally don't think alcohol is good. I don't like to drink alcohol or smoke. Even if I was legally allowed to. I would like to wake up knowing I'm living a better and healthier life

3

u/lonely_dash_939 Nov 26 '21

Don't, it's not worth it lol

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u/SuperSecretAccountDM 18 Nov 26 '21

This is where you play games with them too

1

u/KiddoDE 16 Nov 26 '21

Ye me too

1

u/terrariaFan28 14 Nov 26 '21

Well done.

1

u/DemonGuitar 19 Nov 26 '21

I have to wait 25 days before I can buy booze (unless I got one province to the west)

1

u/BruhGaming9158 17 Nov 26 '21

Wait what!?!?

Were do you live, asking for a friend

Trust me

1

u/C8be Nov 26 '21

Sachsen-Anhalt

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u/dead_trim_mcgee1 17 Nov 26 '21

Bruh I'm like 16 months older than you and I still can't buy it legally lmao. I've got to wait until July for my 18th. Better than Americans though I guess loooooollll

1

u/EeeYeeReEe 14 Nov 26 '21

And yet everyone hates on America because we are allowed to defend ourselves.

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u/DaikiNinomiya 18 Nov 26 '21

Just turned 18, nothing fun at this ahe yet lol

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u/timotheus9 19 Nov 26 '21

Ah yeah I remember the good old times, although I had my first beer at 15 which my 16y old friend bought for me, but getting tipsy with the boys was a great first experience

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u/Equivalent_Appraised Nov 26 '21

Literally nothing changed in your life. Except that and move on

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u/shenafield 16 Nov 26 '21

You're old. I'm older. Yet I can't do it. So you will act older. I've just decided that the defining characteristic of an old person is acting drunk.

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u/CanniBal1320 17 Nov 26 '21

Ggs ig, share some with us

1

u/GodofDiabetes 16 Nov 26 '21

See I can’t legally buy alcohol, but does that stop me? No!

1

u/Mortem_Wolf 14 Nov 26 '21

God damn swedes and their low drinking ages

1

u/Fresh_Stable8127 Nov 26 '21

I can do it illegally

1

u/jRuXory 16 Nov 26 '21

There is a word for celebrate like this moments in turkish:Napim

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u/Mr_XxX_69 17 Nov 26 '21

nice bud, i still need to wait until 18, well not much of a problem... my 18s are just around the corner.

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u/esklonkku 17 Nov 26 '21

Sniff, still a year before I can... Thankfully I have older friends tho

1

u/SwedishLenn Nov 26 '21

Before 2011, beer (containing less than 10% alcohol) was considered 'foodstuff' in Russia and its sale was regulated as such. The reason: The international trade agreement that Russia was part of. ... It all changed in 2011, however, when then President Dmitry Medvedev signed a law that reclassified beer as alcohol.

1

u/Risk_Visible 13 Nov 26 '21

Aren't you the one who got his blood stolen?

1

u/M8oMyN8o 16 Nov 26 '21

Congrats on the brain damage

1

u/xeno-rolea-karshal Nov 26 '21

Can you get me some?

1

u/Atvaster 13 Nov 26 '21

Man I wish where I live I can get a gun before I am allowed to drink a beer lmao

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u/Shommba 15 Nov 26 '21

Im from brazil here the alcohol age is 18, i have buyed beer with 15 yo from amazon becaus for some fuking reason the only protection that they have is a checkbox asking if im over 18 and they shipped it to me even when they have my id and they can easily get my age

Ps: i did not drunk the beer i just gave it to my parents as a "gift"

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u/Sudden_Result 15 Nov 26 '21

Have fun with that

1

u/x_Trip OLD Nov 26 '21

Meanwhile I still can’t 🧐🤨

1

u/AffectionateDiver575 Nov 26 '21

Update me

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 26 '21

I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to drink alcohol while on antidepressants so it kinda sucks

Didn't know that before now

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u/MBeroev-is-69 16 Nov 26 '21

Very cool. But don’t overdrink. Here it’s also legal from 16 btw. So hey there law buddy

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u/CashMachine2192 14 Nov 26 '21

Y’all can drink at 16? Dang

1

u/The_Dreigon_Boy 16 Nov 26 '21

Bruh buy a sword replica instead

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u/_Grey_W0lf_ 16 Nov 26 '21

Congrats! 16, 18 or 21 though?

1

u/Handshoe101 14 Nov 26 '21

I have to wait till I'm 16 to legally have sex and 18 to drink. 2 years left.

1

u/jimmygarterex Nov 26 '21

In Brazil you can only legally buy it at 18 but technically you can buy it at 12

1

u/Throwaway-2761 16 Nov 26 '21

Haha have fun with that everyone knows alcohol is a entry drug

1

u/kvorncage Nov 26 '21

I'll soon be able to legally adopt a 17 yo

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u/BigBlackCrocs OLD Nov 27 '21

I’m 20 and I can’t. Also don’t just go get drunk there is no reason it’s so stupid. Go do something productive or fun

1

u/Vertebrae_Viking 19 Nov 27 '21

A fellow Dane.

Man it’s been a minute since I passed 16. What a ride.

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u/radioactivepotato1 13 Nov 27 '21

Despite the drinking age being 16 in Germany, everyone gets drunk at least once when they’re 14 in Germany

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u/ZxEspro1 Nov 27 '21

please no

1

u/Cycclone_360 16 Nov 27 '21

I guess I’m going to Denmark

1

u/Dense-Preparation123 Nov 27 '21

Hi legally allowed to buy alcohol now.

I'm dad.

1

u/SelfHatredIsNice 18 Nov 27 '21

That's illegal

1

u/BasicallyBlu123 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

You almost reached 1k, that means if it gets to 1k, do it 100 times

1

u/particular_stimuli Nov 27 '21

yoo hit me up, you got any joints to go with

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u/__mr__meme__ 14 Nov 27 '21

"updoots"

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u/Notasimp2468 16 Nov 27 '21

Why are you still here then? I don’t think you’re a teen anymore

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u/Thy_leader 16 Nov 27 '21

In Denmark (where I live) you can buy alcohol at 16

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u/Notasimp2468 16 Nov 27 '21

That makes sense then.

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u/cactibob Nov 27 '21

999 upvotes. Very shitfaced

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u/Top-of-morning 14 Nov 27 '21

I am illegally allowed to buy alcohol 👍

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u/angeldorks Nov 27 '21

Laughs in Bulgarian

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u/good_name_gg 13 Nov 27 '21

I live in England, I think I am allowed to drink with a parents consent

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u/good_name_gg 13 Nov 27 '21

Not sure though

1

u/Cockroach-brother2 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 27 '21

I have your liver

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u/Yhorm-- 18 Nov 26 '21

Ima sound old af but 16 is too soon