r/teenagers 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 7 Wholesome 9

There’s a blue haired girl in my school who randomly pats my head and calls me Good boy Discussion

I hope she doesnt stop, she has no idea how happy it makes me

(She’s Aromantic and Asexual though so I dont have a chance with her 😔, but hey atleast I ahve a cool friend now)

Edit: I forgot to say she also boops my nose when she can

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u/Ok-Elderberry5931 17 Nov 26 '21

its important to have those tiny things that make you happy in life

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/Totolamalice Nov 26 '21 Silver

Is she πσπσπσ

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u/chetanv2801 Nov 26 '21

I read that as pspsps (like the cat thing). And then got the benzene joke!

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u/Tactical_Nuke_ 17 Nov 27 '21

(4n+2)π intensifies

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u/Ice_Oxyacetylene 16 Nov 27 '21

REMEMBER BENZENE, IT'S BACK

SLAMS TABLE WITH A BOTTLE OF BENZENE

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u/Redcoat_titan 15 Nov 26 '21

Humans smell, I'm guessing she is aromatic.

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u/Divutian Nov 26 '21

hi guessing she is aromatic, im dad!

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u/exhausted-caprid Nov 27 '21

But more importantly, is she systematic, automatic, and hydromatic? Why then she’s Greased Lightning!

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

I know a girl who was like that too

She patted my head squeezed my cheeks and called me cute

I loved it. But this was 2 yrs ago. Nobody likes me now :(

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21 Helpful Wholesome

I like you

gives you headpats

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

sends a hug

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

sends another hug

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

Thanks bro :)

sends a big warm hug

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u/Shade_Hawk 16 Nov 26 '21

Did I just witness how easy it is to make friends?

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

Yeah, now we are friends

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u/batachilly Nov 26 '21

If that’s so then im your friend now too :)

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

That's the spirit :)

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u/Andrupka Nov 26 '21

C-can I be your friend too?

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u/Shade_Hawk 16 Nov 26 '21

Dope

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u/ExtensionBad2010 Nov 26 '21

I have no friends :>

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u/Shade_Hawk 16 Nov 26 '21

Wanna be friends?

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u/batachilly Nov 26 '21

If that’s so then im your friend now too

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u/SUPERSTRIKER67 15 Nov 26 '21

Can i join the friends group ?

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

Yup Everybody likes a hug :)

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u/JanwithBanan 17 Nov 26 '21

if only it was that easy irl...

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u/DrSake_ 16 Nov 26 '21

Can i join in lads? I feel like shit and i almost committed last night, if u dont mind :)

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u/db123456788 Nov 26 '21

hug

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I've been depressed lately; please send hugs

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u/uhavethreeballs 14 Nov 26 '21

loads AR-15 with hugs

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

just let it be hug bullets please

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

sends hugs in japanese

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u/vicke_t 15 Nov 26 '21

sends lots of hugs

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

Ofc friend

sends warm hugs

Eveyone likes warm hugs :)

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

sends a warm and incredible hug

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u/nonnybeast Nov 26 '21

My man is lucky getting all those hugs

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u/blue_jay3736 Nov 26 '21

Stop right there pedophile!

grabs gun

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u/SnooGrapes1155 Nov 26 '21

May I have one too?

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

sends warm and nice hugs

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u/SnooGrapes1155 Nov 26 '21

Thank you kind stranger

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u/iveL_Herison 18 Nov 26 '21

No problem friend

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u/db123456788 Nov 26 '21

This has got to be the most wholesome commit chain I've ever seen.🥲

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

you too need a hug

hugs

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u/db123456788 Nov 26 '21

Thanks hug back

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

sends a warm hug

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u/NoRhymeAndNoRhythm 16 Nov 26 '21

I used to also have a tall and short-haired girl friend. She always squeeze my cheeks and ask others if they find me cute lol. I loved her like a friend so much

Unfortunately it's been almost 3 years since I haven't talked to her irl

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

I haven't talked to that girl too

But she always has a cute smile on her face and makes everyone happy talking to her

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u/o-skarz Nov 26 '21

"squeezed my cheeks"

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u/Triforce3839 13 Nov 26 '21

Stop it

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

It hurts af tho

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u/IT4CHIOP Nov 26 '21

same, but i didnt like her, i liked her friend so when she did that, her friend did it too :(

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

You were like getting sqeezed from 2 people at the same instance of time

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u/IT4CHIOP Nov 26 '21

yeah, felt kinda good tbh XD

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u/_Shadowpulse_ Nov 26 '21

Squeezes cheeks and pats your head ur cute >:)

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

You are cute too :)

sends a big warm hug

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u/_Shadowpulse_ Nov 26 '21

Thank you I haven’t seen anyone in literal months so having that made me feel better. I miss hugging my friends :(

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u/sanic8470 Nov 26 '21

Give this man lot of hugs

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

i will happily accept all of em :)

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u/Suspicious_Fortune65 13 Nov 26 '21

I have an exact classmate like that

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21

Do you get head pats from that classmate ?

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u/Suspicious_Fortune65 13 Nov 26 '21

Not like that but she is pretty touchy, y'know?

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u/AdamTheRookie Nov 26 '21

i have a classmate that literally hugs u for everything. happy -> hug, sad -> hug, bored -> hug, u get it...

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u/gamingyoshi247 Nov 26 '21

Here is the only thing I can give: carbon dioxide

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u/Sonofa-Supernova Nov 26 '21

Opens Task Manager. Kills the IE process.

There's a good diagnostic! You look cuter running Firefox.

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u/youssefuo Nov 26 '21

Either she is very Nice and this is very wholesome or she is treating you like a dog.

Win-win situation.

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u/RaZzB3RrY_ 15 Nov 26 '21

Plot-twist, OP enjoys being treated like a dog.

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u/KRISISSs69 Nov 26 '21

I mean look at his pfp

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u/EightBait06 15 Nov 26 '21

Stop reading my mind, you can only do that on tuesdays.

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u/Alert-Incident Nov 26 '21

From a 28 year old seeing this on r/all y’all are crazy. Whole new dynamic going on. Seems positive so I’m rooting for you guys. Make this world better.

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u/The__Spartan 17 Nov 26 '21

definitely, wish i had someone like that 🥺

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u/Smith_fallblade 14 Nov 26 '21

There's somebody who keeps patting my head too. They always just randomly walk up and ask if the can pat my head. Doubt they'll keep doing it seeing as we got in a fight.

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u/MahnlyAssassin 18 Nov 26 '21

How did you get into a fight with someone like that?

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u/Smith_fallblade 14 Nov 26 '21

I told their boyfriend they were cutting themself. The didn't like me telling there boyfriend. They told me to leave them alone and that they don't care what I have to say.

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u/Oh_Tassos 15 Nov 26 '21

I think that anger isn't gonna last long tbh, they can probably tell that your only intention was to help

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u/Smith_fallblade 14 Nov 26 '21

Maybe but I doubt it. I made them pretty upset. Plus for some reason the hated it when I was trying to explain that i understand most of what there going through. Even if they do want to be friends again I don't think it will work out. And then all my friends are going to turn on me and say stuff like, "why would you stop being friends with somebody who had suicidal thoughts?" there's no good way out of this situation.

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u/ToastyPancake1 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

If they have suicidal thoughts your guys’ friendship isn’t more important then them commiting suicide. Try to get her the proper help she needs, because if she does end up taking her life, you’re gonna be judging yourself. I’ve had to shove my friends into the psychologist’s room for them to get the proper help. And they’re happy now.

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u/Smith_fallblade 14 Nov 26 '21

I'm doing the best I can but why would they listen to me. Even when we were friends we weren't very big ones

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u/ToastyPancake1 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

They don’t have to listen to YOU. They are gonna listen to the psychologist or nurse at your school, the people who are specialized in this, assuming your school actually talks about mental health.

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u/Partytor OLD Nov 26 '21

Is there an adult you trust that you can talk to? It's not right that you should have to bear the responsibility of your friend's mental problems alone.

Maybe a particular teacher? Or your parents?

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u/Smith_fallblade 14 Nov 26 '21

If I tell anyone else the will just get worse. For all I know trying to get a teacher to help them will just make them mad and freak out.

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u/2JDestroBot Nov 26 '21

Well it's not really a good idea to tell someone they love something that significant, they probably would have liked to tell it themselves instead of someone else just saying it

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u/ZuccMiiPls Nov 26 '21

I dont know the circumstances of the situation, but telling people about someone's self harming habits without them wanting to is pretty bad. People self-harming usually need to take it slow when telling others. It might make it worse now.

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u/AngadSinghChhabra 13 Nov 26 '21

Tap her on the head harder and say good girl to assert dominance

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u/RegularOldPsychopath 17 Nov 26 '21

The correct response

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u/MyZt_Benito 17 Nov 26 '21

Tap dance on her head

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u/jungkookenjoyer Nov 26 '21

oh to pat someones head n call them a good boy

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u/Current-Ad7820 18 Nov 26 '21

I need this but platonically

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u/Malachite_Cookie 16 Nov 26 '21

I need this but hyper romantically

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u/Knifedogman 14 Nov 26 '21

I need this in literally any way

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u/sister_angelina Nov 26 '21

I pat people on the head but it's to assert dominance since I'm 6'6

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u/ollopii Nov 26 '21

Chad

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u/WolfeTheMind Nov 26 '21

Was gonna say gigachad but pet-a-chad is so much better

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u/kanker_op_sherlock Nov 26 '21

Dutch?

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u/sister_angelina Nov 26 '21

No. German

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u/kanker_op_sherlock Nov 26 '21

I have German in school, after 4 years I can say ‘guten tag’

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u/kanker_op_sherlock Nov 26 '21

Haha I should do that too. 6’6 gang

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u/FR15BEE 19 Nov 26 '21

Aromatic

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u/HiveMynd148 18 Nov 26 '21 Helpful

She's Benzene

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u/fatcat411 18 Nov 26 '21

You know she gonna burn down everything

E:the song I was thinking of was she's kerosene but it still fits

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u/jjarhead24 18 Nov 26 '21

ive been burned for the last time

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u/Turband Nov 26 '21

Ich brauche Zeit, kein Heroin Kein Alkohol, kein Nikotin Brauch' keine Hilfe, kein Koffein Doch Dynamit und Terpentin

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u/DrSHawkins 13 Nov 26 '21

this just made me think of Deutschland Deutschland über Alles instead.

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u/A_Sarcastic_Whoa Nov 26 '21

Systematic

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u/Gredenis Nov 26 '21

Hydromatic

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u/DrTiger21 16 Nov 26 '21

Accepting the legitimacy of being aro and not trying to ignore it and get with her anyway? You, my friend, are a true fucking gigachad. You deserve all the headpats in the world

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u/ExpertAccident 🎂 10 year anniversary attendee 🎂 Nov 26 '21

Ikr???? No wonder why OP is a good boy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21 edited 8d ago

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

very

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u/ElloraWhite 16 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

Aromantic*

edit: woah 126 upvotes! ...um thanks.

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

oh whoops, I typed so fst I didnt even notice

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u/Particle418 13 Nov 26 '21

It’s alright, I didn’t even notice until all the comments pointed it out. I guess I’m just not paying attention

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u/Star_kid9460 18 Nov 26 '21

You have ADHD now. Lol

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u/Particle418 13 Nov 26 '21

Lol I guess so! This happens to me all the time. I just breeze through spelling errors/typos and my brain just automatically corrects it

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u/Atissss Nov 26 '21

I thought he meant Aromatic. Like, she smelled nice or something...

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u/ElloraWhite 16 Nov 26 '21

Lmao..not surprised

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u/Arjhan_Toteck 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

"edit: thanks for the likes" vibes

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u/Innocently_charlie 15 Nov 26 '21

HEY YALL CUTEIES COME HERE, THIS GOTH GAL GIVES INFINITE PATS AND COMPLIMENTS <3

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u/baggute-draws Nov 26 '21

Give me pats, I'm sad, in return, you get pats

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u/SelfDestructive_Tree 14 Nov 26 '21
                                is for me?

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u/Innocently_charlie 15 Nov 26 '21

Yes, yes it is :)

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u/Budget_Still_4005 Nov 26 '21

Bro I have the same exact thing going on with me :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Is she aromatic and asexual too

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u/Budget_Still_4005 Nov 26 '21

Most likely tbh

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u/teapot_on_reddit 16 Nov 26 '21

Benzene or Phenol ???

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u/dinoc420 15 Nov 26 '21

YOU GUYS GET PHYSICAL AFFECTION FROM PEOPLE WHO AREN’T FAMILY???!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!

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u/_aw-ay 13 Nov 27 '21

Y’all even get physical affection?

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u/dinoc420 15 Nov 27 '21

Yea my mum slaps me, u juellus

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u/YukiOnReddit_ 15 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

Amazing, tbh I would love that too. Omg wait she boops your nose too, this person is precious.

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u/ItsKoushi Nov 26 '21

There’s like 3 girls that do this to me. Girl that rides my bus girl in my first block and my ex (yes she still does)

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u/th_max_u_nvr_expctd_ 14 Nov 26 '21

seems like you guys broke off on a good note

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u/Xivalic 16 Nov 26 '21

you lucky motherfucker

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u/Redditor10700 Nov 26 '21

This comment section is so wholesome but dear lord controversial is probably gonna say “aSeXuAlItY iSn’T rEaL”

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u/gAMA9504 Nov 26 '21

...I guess you're a dog now.

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u/JawsCuber 16 Nov 26 '21

Nothing better than getting compliments from an aromantic/asexual. Sometimes, their compliments are honest, from the bottom of their hearts. Personally, I've never met an asshole ace.

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u/Nerofirocouse Nov 26 '21

ill do it fuck you

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u/JawsCuber 16 Nov 26 '21

:(

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u/-HeyWhatAboutMe- 18 Nov 26 '21

Hey Want the best response to "fuck you"

Just say "when and Where?"

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u/oledakaajel 16 Nov 26 '21

They're ace so the answer would be never and nowhere

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u/Hecklord82 16 Nov 26 '21

This literally happened to me with the girl who is now my girlfriend

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

Pog

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u/Hecklord82 16 Nov 26 '21

Yeah, definitely pog

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u/DoWhile Nov 26 '21

There’s a blue haired girl in my school who randomly pats my head and calls me Good boy

Big Grandma Energy

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u/Affectionate-Fun7388 Nov 26 '21

I have a friend that does that to me

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u/DarkWing2274 Nov 26 '21

ok props to you for respecting that she’s aro-ace tho, definitely not something i expected from r/teenagers

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u/ExpertAccident 🎂 10 year anniversary attendee 🎂 Nov 26 '21

Don’t go too deep into the comment section though. Pretty aphobic.

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

lmao, ngl its quite a shame this sub is like that

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u/DarkWing2274 Nov 26 '21

oh your pfp is a picrew nvm you’re one of the good ones :3

are you 💅 yourself?

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

Yes I am x3

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u/ambititous_pussyfan Nov 26 '21

All she knows is healing and party tricks

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u/T-Man800 Nov 26 '21

What does asexual and the other word mean

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

Asexual means she doesnt feel sexually attracted to people, Aromantic means she doesnt or feels little romantic attractions

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u/TheNerdMaster69 Nov 26 '21

Aromatic? She smells?

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u/Mrogoth_bauglir Nov 26 '21

Smells good more like

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u/Comprehensive_Data82 18 Nov 26 '21

Y’all this post is so cute. Good for you, op

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u/Gamer_Bread_Baker 13 Nov 26 '21

She’s Aromantic and Asexual though so I dont have a chance with her 😔, but hey atleast I ahve a cool friend now

Good on you for respecting that dude. Hopefully you guys keep being friends for a while.

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u/juicycatradora Nov 26 '21

nahh my crush does this to me 🥴

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u/iDontLikeSand_wich 15 Nov 26 '21

I used to have one like that when I was 8 or 9

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u/No_Apartment_6304 14 Nov 26 '21

a girl likes to do that to me too, makes me feel appreciated

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u/Ok_Blackberry2123 Nov 26 '21

hey as long as you're still friends and get head pats, that's a fucking win
i feel ya man 😔

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u/Chrome-o-some01 16 Nov 26 '21

This happened to me too!
My friend's crush did that to me
You can figure out what might have happened after that

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u/ExtensionBad2010 Nov 26 '21

He killed her then you

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u/Kaiser_Towel 17 Nov 26 '21

Give her headpats back lmao

She'll prolly love it

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u/MrMatoYT 16 Nov 26 '21

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have acquired: Mommy Fetish

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

Dammit Not again

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u/INeedPizza2beAlive Nov 26 '21

Im short, that happens Pretty often with me. My heart starts To beat like a machine gun

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u/CybeRevant 16 Nov 26 '21

She sounds like a plant

No offense tho nice you made a friend

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u/Kc-Dia 17 Nov 26 '21

As an aroace, I should do this to make people happy :)

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u/Doc-Wulff 16 Nov 26 '21

Is she Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion? /s

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u/TomaruHen Nov 26 '21

Nah, she shows enough emotion by saying good boy

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u/EpicMickeyFan 16 Nov 26 '21

lol that sounds adorable

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

makes me feel adorable

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u/Med_41 14 Nov 26 '21

I'm Aro aswell

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u/koalafelix 15 Nov 26 '21

she sounds like a great friend!!

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u/TemmieCody 16 Nov 27 '21

I was really worried this was gonna be awful when you said “blue haired girl” but then I realized you meant it literally and it was wholesome and I loved it

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u/yesokin Nov 27 '21

Good atleast you have an anti-depression friend

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u/Boudac123 17 Nov 26 '21

aromatic? she smells nice? what?

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

I meant Aromantic as in she doesnt feel romantic attraction

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u/Boudac123 17 Nov 26 '21

But does she smell nice though

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u/altmemer3 15 Nov 26 '21

I have no clue since my nose isnt strong and cant smell well

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