r/teenagers 16 Nov 26 '21 Silver 9 Helpful 6 Wholesome 2

Your gender is magically switched for exactly one week, what do you do? Discussion

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u/QueenGlass 16 Nov 26 '21

dick helicopter

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

I mean that already feels pretty nice. Might start flying if you do it long enough

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u/Background-Donkey630 Nov 26 '21

What if you get a smol one tho?? 🤭

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u/Blastzard87 Nov 27 '21

Vacuum cleaner turn that shit into a jizz rocket

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u/Bobbydidit9772 15 Nov 26 '21

Go see what the girls bathroom looks like

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u/TemporaryClaim8504 Nov 26 '21 Helpful

Pretty clean, never vandalised.

You sometimes get people who bleed on the floor, cry in a stall, or don't flush, but it's not too common.

Public areas usually have three stalls with toilets. The centre of the toilet seat is missing, which is extremely annoying and means you have to sit on the side. I don't know why companies don't just add an extra bit of plastic.

I try to not listen to anyone talking outside of the stall because I hate hearing voices and bathroom sounds at the same time. If my friends and I have to go to the bathroom, we excuse ourselves one by one.

There's a small bowl of tampons to the side of the sink, but not pads. Pads are my favorite so that kinda sucks. There are metal menstrual product disposal bins.

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u/not_GovernmentDrone Nov 26 '21 Silver

Damn bruh in our bathrooms we have among us and penis graffiti

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u/CookieCute516 16 Nov 26 '21

Hey I mean that’s not exclusive to the gents! I’ve seen that shit before on the ladies too - I even found sans once

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u/SharkHead38 Nov 26 '21

Just imagine walking into the toilets and there's a Megalovania rave

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u/marcfundio Nov 27 '21

"Birds are squawking. Flowers are swaying. On days like these... kids like you...

are bopping while taking a s__t."

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u/EmberOfFlame 16 Nov 27 '21

Like that Halo theme meme?

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u/Deathdragon228 18 Nov 27 '21

Precisely

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u/New-Establishment100 Nov 26 '21

Last time I went in the girls bathroom at my school someone had written "HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SHIT" on the wall and someone else underneath had written "Thank you it was a good one :)"

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u/RadicalRen Nov 26 '21

Same thing in my school bathroom and with a similar response, except it was “piss” instead of “shit”. There are full conversations on those walls, it’s kind of wholesome.

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u/Winter_Cross 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

see how many donuts I can fit on my dick

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u/BlueDMS Nov 26 '21

The answer is always three. No matter the length, it's always three.

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u/Winter_Cross 15 Nov 26 '21

How come it cant be more?

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u/kestral_786 Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

There's four in a pack and I want to eat one

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u/BlueDMS Nov 26 '21

This guy gets it

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u/sakethc22 16 Nov 27 '21

Glazed donuts aren’t bad…

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u/TNTmeow 14 Nov 27 '21

well I think dick residue isn’t exactly the healthiest food

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u/Athovik 17 Nov 27 '21

No he meant you buy a 4 pack eat one then there is only 3 to use left. Eat before use not after

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u/BlueDMS Nov 26 '21 Wholesome

Roses are red

Three plus one is four

Down there you really

Can't fit some more

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u/EasyAsPieMyGuy 17 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21 Wholesome

Challenge accepted

Results: 3 was not all I could fit, but it is definitely the perfect fit. If you ever wanna walk around casually to shop or do your business, 3 donuts around your weiner is the perfect amount.

Through an hour of research and dedication, I was able to fit 7, and only after thoroughly massaging and stretching the holes in order to loosen them up and get them ready for the vile sin I was about to commit. 4 donuts were broken beyond repair, mentally and physically, and they had to be laid to rest.

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u/Tby2974 14 Nov 26 '21

man, I like reality the way it is, don't break it

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u/EasyAsPieMyGuy 17 Nov 27 '21

The answer is 7. Reality is what you make it. Or in the case of these donuts, shape it.

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u/NerveHasPhallicToes Nov 26 '21

probably the best comment I've seen

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u/SLIMSH9DY 13 Nov 26 '21 Silver

I'll uhh yk

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u/AdmiralS11 Nov 26 '21

Hmmm... elaborate

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u/SLIMSH9DY 13 Nov 26 '21

finger..

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u/Scythebrine9 14 Nov 26 '21

Where?

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u/SLIMSH9DY 13 Nov 26 '21

h o l e

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u/Sylphyrin_BunnyKitty OLD Nov 26 '21

Would recommend the bump thingy instead

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u/brulnlnln Nov 26 '21

Manhandle the boobs that I just got

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u/tacticalcop Nov 26 '21

a lot of girls actually do this for fun too lol it’s relaxing

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u/PoppyLove2007 Nov 26 '21

Correct

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u/tacticalcop Nov 26 '21

i figured i’d also mention how boobs can be an early sign of your period starting, mine let me know around a week before so i can prepare lol

edit: to be more concise, tenderness and pain when moved around is an indicator, not just having boobs lol (you’re a girl so i’m sure you already know, just expanding on my original reply)

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u/AaronFrye Nov 26 '21 Table Slap

just having boobs

That's a good predictor. You just don't know when it will happen.

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u/persleng_got_banned Nov 26 '21

Thats not fair i want boobs too, thats sexist!

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u/Egg_Bin Nov 26 '21

wym im a guy and have tits… oh 😥

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Nov 26 '21

sadness understood

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u/yeetpotato-exe Nov 26 '21 Helpful

I think, as a male getting switched to a female, we all know how this one pans out

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u/Active_Cartoonist_17 16 Nov 26 '21

"You know the rules, And so do i"

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u/WarningKnown 15 Nov 26 '21

Dad.. stop touching my ass!!!!

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u/Active_Cartoonist_17 16 Nov 26 '21

Wait, i am a dad? Since when?!

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u/WarningKnown 15 Nov 26 '21

unnnhh.......not the butthole!!!!!!!

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u/Active_Cartoonist_17 16 Nov 26 '21

Wait, i don't even have hands!

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u/WarningKnown 15 Nov 26 '21

how are you typing then?

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u/Active_Cartoonist_17 16 Nov 26 '21

Uhhhhhh... LEGS.

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u/WarningKnown 15 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

plus your penis is in my ass now so how are you typing

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u/skinny_s_hazy Nov 26 '21

Yo call me daddy tooooo

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u/WarningKnown 15 Nov 26 '21

man you got a lot of kink in you
but still
DADDY!!!!!!

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u/marlerr15 17 Nov 26 '21

Faps uncontrollably

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

I think we all know where this is going

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u/Trololy Nov 26 '21

You don’t think we all do, you know we all do

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u/LetsGetToTheTop 15 Nov 26 '21

Since you change your look for one week you can commit as many crimes as you want and get away with it.

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u/Blakethesnake727 Nov 26 '21

I would do the same except might mess around with the homies as well play some jokes on them.

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u/ByZocker 14 Nov 26 '21

give the homies a ride ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Porky_boi23 16 Nov 26 '21

I already do that

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u/ovab_cool 17 Nov 26 '21

tsf monogatori starts

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u/Thats_Haunting_ Nov 26 '21

I’m glad you know the sauce

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u/TokkoChan Nov 26 '21

omg don't remember me of that

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u/kamiii035 16 Nov 26 '21

Cum

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u/Joshy_Moshy 17 Nov 26 '21

You might be surprised on how dissapointing it will likely be

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u/1up_1500 17 Nov 26 '21

Females don't have cooldown and it's unfair, and a lot of women describe the orgasm as an incredible feeling that makes you feel like you're melting or smth, it just feels good in the dick???

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u/Joshy_Moshy 17 Nov 26 '21

To me it doesn't even feel good anymore, so it's more of a way to just pass time then actual get pleasure or something. But yeah, I envy females for their incredible ability to just, go at it until they physically can't...

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u/Erlend05 17 Nov 26 '21

Abatain for a week or two (or be stupid like me and do a whole month) and it feels so much better

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u/Windows7Diagnostics 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver

Mastrubate fo sho

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u/sonic99luc 16 Nov 26 '21

The honestly comment

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u/suuuper_mario 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Starry Masterpiece I'll Drink to That Evil Cackle Brighten My Day

... I'm-a glad being Super Mario, not Super María, no thanks

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u/LongPersonality5 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21 Silver Helpful

This is the only comment that has made me laugh wish I had a free award

Edit:got my free award to come back and award this dude to see over a hundred awards god damn

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u/OddRefrigerator6262 14 Nov 26 '21 Wholesome

I gave my silver award to him so you don't have to use a free award

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u/Arcyeets 14 Nov 26 '21

Mario why are you only 15

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u/suuuper_mario 15 Nov 26 '21 Silver

Alternative timeline

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u/Arcyeets 14 Nov 26 '21

I see

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u/KillingKiller 16 Nov 26 '21

TAKE MY FREE SILVER XD

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u/MlemMaster Nov 26 '21

i read this in my mario voice

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u/SecureBob Nov 26 '21

I didn’t know Super Mario was 15. How old is peach?

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u/suuuper_mario 15 Nov 26 '21

16 in this alternative universe! Mamma Mia

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u/MinerMinecrafter Nov 26 '21

Go on with my life as normal, maybe also experiment on me to find out how the hell it happened

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u/WizziBot Nov 26 '21

Only intelligent comment. Experiment on and discover magic -> rule the world either through power or money from selling that shit

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u/Johnstain425 Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Support the homies……..

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u/buguibob Nov 26 '21 Silver Helpful

You have an asshole? What keeps you from supporting right now?

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u/ShadowWithHoodie Nov 26 '21

Nah man shit leaks out of my nose

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u/Suspicious_Apricot51 Nov 26 '21

If the first thing you do when you magically get turned into a girl is fuck your friends... You might be gay.

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u/Taiwan_is_legitiment Nov 26 '21

I'm proud of you rn

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u/lordoftowels 13 Nov 26 '21

homies are cool, wish I had some :(

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u/Bobby06boy 16 Nov 26 '21

You don't have to change gender to do that...

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u/SovietFemboy 17 Nov 26 '21

You’ve already got a bussy, so what’s the hold up?

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u/Sad_Bedroom_5294 Nov 26 '21 Silver

see how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls so we can finally settle the debate of period cramps vs kick in the nuts

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u/tonoobforyouiv Nov 26 '21

This is the correct answer

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u/boots311 Nov 26 '21

Push on your eyeball until you can't stand the pain any more. And then multiply it by ten is the closest way I can describe what it's like to get kicked in the balls

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u/MikeyMinecraft 17 Nov 26 '21
  • stomach ache

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u/A_C_G_0_2 19 Nov 26 '21

and back ache too

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u/Knockedy Nov 26 '21

And all the billions of children in your balls dying at a rapid pace

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u/Greenbay7115 16 Nov 26 '21

Balls getting kicked is a higher pain, but for a shorter time. Periods are a lower pain (probably not by too much), but for much longer.

The only fair comparison would be constantly getting kicked in the balls vs. period cramps

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u/badabababaim Nov 26 '21

The best way to explain getting kicked in tbe balls is like imagine you had an eye infection and your eyes were also hanging off your head in a very think pouch that contains even more nerves. Now if you’ve ever had an eye infection, you’ll know that just touching your eyes hurts

Also, in my case imagine they’re the size of target balls and he shaft is the Eiffel Tower

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u/AnubisWrathOW 17 Nov 26 '21

Keep count of how many cat calls, random flirts and assholes I come across.

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u/GIANT-GOAT-PEEN Nov 26 '21

Spend the week in bed doing... things

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u/ShreddLeddbetter 16 Nov 27 '21

Like sleeping. Get some rest, homie

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u/Minecraftfunyeslol Nov 26 '21

Say whatever I want cus it’s 2021 and I-

I have been advised by several people to not continue with this text

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

Assassin : "Stand down. He didnt complete the text"

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u/Minecraftfunyeslol Nov 26 '21

hears you

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

Jumps on rooftops to get away

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u/Minecraftfunyeslol Nov 26 '21

not knowing what to do, begins to twerk

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

Stays back to watch the twerking

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u/AsleepWish610 Nov 26 '21

Try to figure out what sin I have committed to cause this

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u/thicc_astronaut 17 Nov 26 '21

Two types of people in this comment section and you're one of them

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Nov 26 '21

Two types of people in this comment trail and I and u are one of them

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u/TeamEdward2020 15 Nov 26 '21

Fuck you now there's 4 people in the comments and we're all one of them so someone play some fucking hardbass and lets celebrate OUR union

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u/FlyingNoodlesGood 15 Nov 26 '21

I find out why the hot crispy chicken kentucky fried fuck girl go to the bathroom in fleets.

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u/pcpsummer0613 16 Nov 26 '21

You think we're gonna stop talking just because we have to go to the bathroom?

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u/Zevyel 16 Nov 26 '21

Yes.

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u/_F00P_ 14 Nov 26 '21

Yes

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u/Forgetful_Grenade 14 Nov 26 '21

it’s what guys do

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u/eatingbabiesforlunch 15 Nov 26 '21

To occupy and take over the bathroom ofcourse, you know how women like to have intense marine battles

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u/Delclo 14 Nov 26 '21

I go to a boys school. This'll be hard to explain. But yeah I'd masturbate probably

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u/Spectrum_Nebuk Nov 26 '21

Masturbate

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u/LazyXBull Nov 26 '21

You have any idea how little it narrows it down ?

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u/Electro313 17 Nov 26 '21

Same, I would wanna know the differences.

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u/sofie307 16 Nov 26 '21

Me too, lol.

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u/SufficientAgent3 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

It’s way better but much harder to achieve.

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u/N0tBappo 16 Nov 26 '21

My girlfriend says otherwise.

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u/WeaselBeagle 13 Nov 26 '21

Idk, sit in my bedroom like I always do

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u/namelynamerson Nov 26 '21

The only accurate answer

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u/Jabua07 14 Nov 26 '21

Let's just say I'll "experiment"

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u/yourmomrineka 14 Nov 26 '21

panic because that’s not normal

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u/Egg_Bin Nov 26 '21

feel a vagina for the first and last time

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u/Oeltje123 15 Nov 26 '21

You were born

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u/StromedyBiggestFan 14 Nov 26 '21

could’ve been c section ya never know

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u/wgkfish 16 Nov 26 '21

Could of just spawned, ya never know

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u/YuIshigami145 15 Nov 26 '21

Check out the boobs, fondle them. And hope that the period isn't due this week

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u/MegaMoah 16 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

tbh like I wonder how it feels like so maybe the end of the week sounds not too bad edit: ayo I meant I wanted to know how period feels like but yeah the other thing aswell

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u/Dragon_the_pyro 15 Nov 26 '21

cum in a pot and then when i switched back i could impregnate my self and make an identical copy

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u/SomeoneAliveIguess Nov 26 '21

Recessive genes:let me introduce myself

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u/GoldenGameboy0200 Nov 26 '21

cry in a corner because idfk what to do

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u/Major_von_strohiem 16 Nov 26 '21

Hell yeah time to go be hot for once

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u/96hosck 16 Nov 26 '21

Op only said switch genders

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u/EarthRetweeter 19 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

I'll go hook up with some girls

And also i'll shock my friends from my fav video game next time we do a voice call cause they wouldn't expect to hear a male voice from me XD

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u/Orlaani 17 Nov 26 '21

Now I'm genuinely interested if a girl who would looks like me could hook up some girls up easier than me..

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u/Pristine_Title6537 Nov 26 '21

Dunno suffer I guess

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u/TsuNanamiz Nov 26 '21

Enjoy the free top+bottom surgery 😯

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u/SadCommunication24 Nov 26 '21

I offer free top and bottom surgeries for all if you bring me chicken nuggets but i can’t say it will work well i don’t do biology but it’s free

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u/TsuNanamiz Nov 26 '21

I’ll take it just cut my boobs and clit off

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u/smilemore049 Nov 26 '21

Hold up, cut your clit off?

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u/Environmental_Map496 15 Nov 26 '21

Just stretch it out and make it count as a small pp instead

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u/MarsAttax153 14 Nov 26 '21

Ask out my crush who is lesbian

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Cool_Ranch_Waffles Nov 26 '21

I would say feel my tits but i already got man tiddies sooooooo kinda pointless.

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u/LaBorgetta 14 Nov 26 '21 Helpful

I'm finding a way to make it permanent

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u/SeraphImp 16 Nov 26 '21

Same

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u/Paradox_Eclipse 14 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

No binary people be like “01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000”

edit:non

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u/CringyTemmie Nov 26 '21

Let's see.

Day 1: Freak out and grope myself. Night 1: Masturbate, realize I'm now technically Lesbian.

Day 2: Masturbate some more and then start singing with a now increased vocal range. Night 2: Masturbate more, tell my sister and ask her how to take photos.

Day 3: Sing "I need a hero", Masturbate, Sing even more. Join a dating discord server. Get hundreds of DM, get sent dick picks, send back a dick pick of my own. Night 3: Take photos of myself naked for posterity. Try to see If I have visible muscles, Masturbate.

Day 4: Sing, Masturbate and wonder if I should use a pickle. Try out some random exercise routine from YouTube. Night 4: Text some of my friends and keep sending dick pics to randos.

Day 5: lay in bed and Masturbate. Night 5: Play an online game and say "I'm a girl"

Day 6: repeat day 5, but playing online games instead. Night 6: repeat night 4.

Day 7: Try my luck at scamming some poor schmuck. Night 7: Get into a convo with horny guy, do a video chat, do kinky shit, wait till its 11:59, go off screen. Greet them back with my dong out while singing "Jeffrey Epstein"

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u/TheBackyardigirl 13 Nov 26 '21

You’ve got everything planned out. I respect

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u/BigSaggyNutSac 14 Nov 26 '21

The right answer.

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u/StromedyBiggestFan 14 Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

find out what shit goes on in the mens bathroom do ‘stuff’ hehehehhe get kicked in the balls to see what it feels like piss to see what guys feel when they piss call my friends and show that I am now a guy

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u/ansontang1234 Nov 26 '21

Fondle breasts and find a improvised dildo.

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u/JusticeAndFuzzyLogic Nov 26 '21

And you would find out why we rarely use a dildo to masturbate. Would make you a much better lover when you switch back.

Internet hugs

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u/Monustor 13 Nov 26 '21

Date a guy, I want to know what happens in a relationship in the girl side

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u/Bobby06boy 16 Nov 26 '21

I would stop at "I want to know what happens in a relationship"

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

fuck as many people as possible, just become a fucking whore. :)

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

Lol that might be fun

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u/BoatsYT 14 Nov 26 '21

same tbh

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u/Going-apeshit Nov 26 '21

Convince my friend to have sex with me so I can feel what it’s like on the other end.

And play with my boobs in my free time cause y not

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u/taiwan_isnt_real 14 Nov 26 '21

Create an onlyfans and make bank

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u/Chaos_Ruins 14 Nov 26 '21 Silver

You are 14

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u/Kuzkay Nov 26 '21

OnlyPedos inc.

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u/techyguy2 14 Nov 26 '21

Look who's talking

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u/HidingInYourAttic_ 15 Nov 26 '21

Get impregnated. I wonder what’s gonna happen when I switch back 😳

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u/katsura_1999 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 26 '21

Feel what its like being the opposite gender

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u/imposterforsure Nov 26 '21

Walk in the street at night

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u/Amigosnow Nov 26 '21

Then you get to be jumped rather then sexually harassed, slightly better and probably a nice change of pace

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u/imposterforsure Nov 26 '21

Seriously what is wrong with humanity

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u/Amigosnow Nov 26 '21

I think we r all doomed tbh

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u/StonksCreditUnion 14 Nov 26 '21

Give the homies a chance

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u/Saltologist 17 Nov 26 '21

dawg you are 13 lol

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u/PepsimanYT Nov 26 '21

Why you need to be the opposite gender for that? You already got a bussy?

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u/FinestPath Nov 26 '21

Distribute the prize between the homies of course

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

What a good bro. Looking out for the homies as usual

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u/Confuzed_huh Nov 26 '21

male to female u know i gotta experiment...

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