r/teenagers Nov 26 '21 Helpful 2 Wholesome 3

My crush blew me a kiss, I did one back AND SHE CAUGHT IT AND PUT IT ON HER HEART ❤ Other

AH SHE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Herobrinedanny 17 Nov 26 '21 Helpful

please tell me she's your gf and not just your crush, BECAUSE IF SHE'S NOT YOUR GF HOLY SHIT ASK HER OUT

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u/_creeture_27 Nov 26 '21

FR, YALL GOTTA START DATING ALREADY IF YOU ALREADY GOT TO THE BLOWING KISSES PHASE

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

I WANNA BUT SHE INTO GUYS 😭

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u/awesomesamuel 17 Nov 26 '21

Never has my temporary state of happiness been crushed like that At least she's cute tho

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u/_creeture_27 Nov 26 '21

NOOOOOO

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u/Hot-Examination-5719 Nov 26 '21

DAMMM

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u/watchhands 17 Nov 26 '21

Welp, time to become trans

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u/aysgamer 17 Nov 26 '21

What ya gonna do

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u/watchhands 17 Nov 26 '21

Probably record it idk

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u/Hot-Examination-5719 Nov 26 '21

You said that way too casualy

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u/-RED4CTED- 19 Nov 26 '21

...bad boys bad boys...

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u/Apple_the_Weeb 18 Nov 26 '21

Abuse the system baby

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u/deathwings777 Nov 26 '21

That fucking hurts .

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u/xXxku5h 17 Nov 26 '21

Noodles are straight until they get wet, just saying

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd 15 Nov 26 '21

so you are saying OP should dump a bucket of water

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

I mean I'd try anything to make it work ngl

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd 15 Nov 26 '21

try doing that

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u/xXxku5h 17 Nov 26 '21

Yes but noodles get less straight the hotter the water so boiling water should work

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

I love this one lmaoo

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u/xXxku5h 17 Nov 26 '21

That’s what my boyfriend did to me, except I was already bi and he made me come out fully lol

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u/Ado_Furtado 15 Nov 26 '21

Existence is pain

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Damn I want her to help me come out fully lol

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u/xXxku5h 17 Nov 26 '21

You should do a song and dance

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u/Goori_Breadpenguin 15 Nov 27 '21

I do just want to add

If she says no don't force her...

That's would be really forceful

Because if she is straight then it would be like you are trying to make her gay in a sense

Just don't go crazy if she says no ;)

Good luck though :)

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Ofc I wouldn't force her lol

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u/PingusPuff 16 Nov 27 '21

My gf was bi and came out as lesbian almost 7 months after we started dating…

Over a month later I still miss her

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u/xXxku5h 17 Nov 27 '21

I’m sorry to hear that man, hopefully you find the one

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u/DesertPhoto_ 14 Nov 26 '21

thats the best way ive heard someone say that-

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u/ZuriPL 14 Nov 26 '21

LGBT is why we can't have nice things

/big s, please don't kill my karma, it's just a joke, ty

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u/AConfusedGnome Nov 26 '21

That’s a lot of damage

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u/StarShooter777 16 Nov 26 '21

Dress like a dude, trust me, there is no way this goes wrong. You get pockets, Hoodies and ur crush like the way u look :)

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

nah I'm not gonna force myself into something I'm not, if she doesn't like me for who I am then so be it

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u/StarShooter777 16 Nov 27 '21

I know, joking but also an option...

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u/AniMASON16 16 Nov 26 '21

IS SHE AT LEAST BI??????

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

She once was...somehow she isn't now

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u/ArkMan13 14 Nov 26 '21

noooooo whyyyyyyyyy reality is often dissapointing

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u/KaiLCU_YT 14 Nov 26 '21

Maybe she's bi?

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u/goblin_lookalike 16 Nov 26 '21

You should still shoot a shot on the off chance she’s bi

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u/Smeefperson Nov 26 '21

Take this F

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

I need one this big

F

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u/SpeedDemon476 15 Nov 26 '21

Bruh well that explains a lot lol, she sees you as a bestie then

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u/shushi_nado Nov 26 '21

Then why the frick she blowing you kisses

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

She just cute like that ig, ik she likes seeing my reaction, like when she winks at me I blush

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u/gimme_potatochips 15 Nov 26 '21

Now I’m praying to the gay gods to help this girls soul and REALIZE THAT SHE NEEDS TO DATE YOU!!!

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Damn where the gay gods at I'mma go talk to them myself lmaoo

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u/gimme_potatochips 15 Nov 27 '21

You are talking to one of them rn 😌 And I’m pretty sure Michael Sheen would help too (even tho he would be the god of gays not gay god but doesnt matter)

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u/possessed-pillowpet Nov 26 '21

soul crushed. this is why i stopped being a woman, they’re so confusing `益´ /j

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u/Lion_316 Nov 26 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Wasilur_Memes Nov 26 '21

Become trans 😉

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u/VanBergher 16 Nov 26 '21

heartbreaking

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u/faget_retard Nov 26 '21

Confess your feelings and when she says something along the lines of "I'm straight" say "so is spaghetti, untill it gets"

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u/MrLenny-_- Nov 26 '21

rip in pepperonis

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u/ATom1188 17 Nov 26 '21

Oh no, anyway...

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u/Redditor10700 Nov 26 '21

WHAAAAAAAT NO WAY

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u/Pokehero96 Nov 26 '21

MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME

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u/PoppyLove2007 Nov 26 '21

NOOOOOOO WHY TF SHE NOT A LESBIAN MEN ARE 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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u/oofderpman Nov 27 '21

that hurts you know

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u/HiImHe 14 Nov 26 '21

Still, if you ever feel like it’s weighing on you.You should tell her.And explain to her your feelings.If she’s a true friend, you’ll stay friends.

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u/Admiralthrawnbar OLD Nov 26 '21

I feel the pain, I had the opposite happen

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u/Herobrinedanny 17 Nov 26 '21

The bad ending

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u/the-wizard-cat 14 Nov 26 '21

I legit out loud was going “niiiiiii- ohhhhhh”

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u/Accomplished-Ad-9996 16 Nov 26 '21

Has she specified? You really never know unless she tells you that she isn't into you. Life is short, take a chance it might be worth it.

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Well she has said that she is straight bit she was bi(?) Idk but Idk if I wanna risk our friendship :/

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u/MercyA1 19 Nov 26 '21

Welp, goodbye everyone it was fun being here.

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u/Marchielo15 Nov 27 '21

at least you're not crushing on your best friend

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u/K3egan 17 Nov 27 '21

I sent this to my friend who is insanely knowledgeable about this kinda thing and she said you've got like an 98% chance with her so

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u/googassogga Nov 27 '21

Make her get into you

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u/Stufftank 14 Nov 27 '21

slut lol

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

NAH SHE AIN'T MY GF CUZ SHE INTO GUYS pain

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u/Herobrinedanny 17 Nov 26 '21

PAIN

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u/Pratham_Max_Jain Nov 26 '21

BREAD

(translated from French)

This action was not performed automatically

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u/DesertPhoto_ 14 Nov 26 '21

pan

just spanish for bread

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u/hrutam 17 Nov 26 '21

fuck!! I was so happy. Why did you have to do this to me?!! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day (week, month, year, decade, life) has been ruined.

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Haha my username kinda checks out,

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day (week, month, year, decade, life) has been ruined.

Also relatable lmao

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u/hrutam 17 Nov 26 '21

I hope something works out for you soon :)

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u/No_Junket_8139 16 Nov 26 '21

Noooo the sad ending

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u/utkarsh_01 15 Nov 26 '21

This pain is eternal

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u/RileyTheBerry Nov 26 '21

Ask her out or we will come for you.

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Ig ur gonna have to for me then…

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u/RileyTheBerry Nov 26 '21

Why tho? What's stopping you from asking her out?

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21
  1. No one(not even her)knows I'm bi

  2. She likes guys

  3. We're close friends

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u/Psychological-Eye729 17 Nov 26 '21

Maybe she's bi too? Did you ask?

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Well she has said that she's straight, but she was once bi(?) Idk how that works, and she's still into tomboys

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u/Psychological-Eye729 17 Nov 26 '21

Then idk maybe wait a little?

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Yea maybe

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u/aysgamer 17 Nov 26 '21

But don't lose hope :D

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u/RileyTheBerry Nov 26 '21

I'm so stupid, I didn't realize you were a girl. Sorry!

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u/TheNearNikolaj 16 Nov 26 '21

She said her crush is into guys

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u/Throwawayking42069 19 Nov 26 '21

Omg this is so cute 😭😭😭

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u/Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch 16 Nov 26 '21

Aww (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡

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u/Samang0 Nov 26 '21

Ask her out rn

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Can't dude...I can't

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u/Samang0 Nov 26 '21

Aw man

Mind if i ask why?

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u/Communist_Mustache 17 Nov 26 '21

OP is a girl and crush is straight

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u/Samang0 Nov 26 '21

Rip

I mean they can try

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u/the_mashrur 19 Nov 26 '21

What no lol. If the crush is straight, they're straight.

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u/Communist_Mustache 17 Nov 26 '21

Does laughing at this situation make me a bad person?

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Not really, I'd laugh if I were u lol

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u/RoyalReddit_ Nov 26 '21

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/ch3ze 14 Nov 26 '21

Awwww

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u/iomaster1 13 Nov 26 '21

Good luck

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u/Spectrum_Nebuk Nov 26 '21

Daammmmm Lucky

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u/Berxtonfif Nov 26 '21

Stop. Stop. I'm already dead(congrats).

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u/octosquid11 15 Nov 26 '21

Next time she blows a kiss, pull out a spoon and eat it

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u/Monustor 13 Nov 26 '21

Is she into girls

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

Yea that's the main problem here…

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u/Monustor 13 Nov 26 '21

She isn’t ah I get it,

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u/iamnotshrekdude Nov 27 '21

GUYS ITS TIME. A REDDITOR FINALLY HAS A CHANCE TO GET A GIRL. THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

if it isn't cap

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

It's not cap but she's straight…haha

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u/iamnotshrekdude Nov 27 '21

That's tough, sorry and good luck?

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u/Aidangameguy1Reddit Nov 27 '21

SHE FUCKING LIKES YOU BRO

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

ONLY AS A FRIEND BRO

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u/OmriBarkan Nov 26 '21

Too bad she just blew you a kiss and not blew something else

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u/ZilothBrowsezReddit 14 Nov 26 '21

OP’s a female…

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u/radioactivepotato1 13 Nov 26 '21

HOLY SHIT ASK HER OUT IMMIDIATELY

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

I SHOULDN'T CUZ SHE'S STRAIGHT AND I DONT WANNA RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP(even if it means I'm friendzoned for life)

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u/maxeurin Nov 26 '21

Honestly a relationship where she does that, she clearly cares for you a lot, you could tell her how you feel because sometimes people say (I used to) they aren't this or that because they don't want to lose people either. I regret not having told my crushes tbh

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u/radioactivepotato1 13 Nov 26 '21

NOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Imasleepygamer Nov 26 '21

Dang thats rlly good for you dude

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u/Lukexavier05 16 Nov 26 '21

Now kith

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u/natu_24 13 Nov 26 '21

bro that’s so cute😭

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u/possessed-pillowpet Nov 26 '21

awww that’s adorable !! downvotes and blocks /j

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u/LeonardVanRin Nov 27 '21

You just scored a jackpot. Go get her tiger!

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u/FA-26B Nov 27 '21

The eternal conundrum of the gays, when your crush is strait. Been there homie, it sucks, you got this o7

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u/tinglycheese69 17 Nov 27 '21

You gotta go for it man

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u/i_wanna_die_321 Nov 26 '21

do you happen to live in anime land cuz the last time i checked these things didnt happen irl

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 26 '21

No I don't lol, she's my friend tho

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u/Gamerboy7421 Nov 26 '21

i will invade mainland China if you don’t ask her out

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Guess ur dying soon so um...early rip to u sir

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u/martijnfromholland 16 Nov 26 '21

And other lies you can put on r/teenagers

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u/DHMTBboi 15 Nov 26 '21

Ur gay.

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u/Humble-Monk-4101 Nov 26 '21

The cringe….its unbearable

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u/Background_Gur3949 Nov 26 '21

Kinda cringe :/

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u/Deathtroop26 15 Nov 26 '21

No, no thats not how society works.

At least thats not here

Well i fucking hate people

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u/SuperJupiter77 16 Nov 26 '21

what the fuck did i just see

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u/INeedPizza2beAlive Nov 26 '21

get downvote karma whore

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u/RileyTheBerry Nov 26 '21

Right back at ya bitch

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u/TDXelectro 14 Nov 26 '21

Hey bud, don't mind if I help you out

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u/Insurace_m8 Nov 26 '21

Why did you post this?????

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u/somedumbrick Nov 26 '21

proud of you soldier

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u/annniiimmmmeeee Nov 26 '21

Lets get it bro respect

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u/ExtraSpicyNoodles246 Nov 26 '21

And then I woke up...

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u/Ok_Blackberry2123 Nov 26 '21

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Speaker_Of_Bots 14 Nov 26 '21

Nah shes just nice

/s

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u/MrOMEGAClap Nov 26 '21

I suggest you should ask her out if you don’t it’s wasted potential.

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u/bannanatime Nov 26 '21

this is what we like to call a pro gamer move

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u/Brojustwhy 13 Nov 26 '21

*looks back*

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u/BatteredBulldozer Nov 26 '21

Mine once caught it and wiped her ass with it.

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u/EeeYeeReEe 14 Nov 26 '21

This was wholesome until I started reading the comments :Peposad:

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Yea I don't recommend knowing the whole truth lmao

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u/Lazy_Category2195 15 Nov 26 '21

I used to do that with the homies alot, fun times

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u/YamperIsBestBoy 16 Nov 26 '21

Aww that’s nice

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u/Silent-Yandere Nov 26 '21

taking w and l left and right aww it hurts

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u/maxler5795 16 Nov 26 '21

Askheroutaskheroutaskherout FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

ASK. HER. OUT.

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Nov 26 '21

Your acting like a 10vyear old bro

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Am I not allowed to?

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Nov 27 '21

You allowed to just saying

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u/bignibis27 18 Nov 26 '21

Disgusting, I love it, it's cute

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u/LengthinessForeign32 Nov 26 '21

This sounds like a 3rd grader story or a really kinky 40 year old.

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u/AmbitiousTap1966 Nov 26 '21

I know what is coming next🗿

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u/Eastloose5223_alt 15 Nov 26 '21

Maybe shee will be Bi just ask her!

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u/UpstairsSwimmer69 15 Nov 26 '21

Sounds creepy

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u/minihalkoja OLD Nov 26 '21

Damn and meanwhile I'm cursing my crush under my breath for being so damn cute. I can't even focus on my work properly.

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u/Xivalic 16 Nov 27 '21

how the fuck do yall even have crushes. i havent had one since i was 8

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u/Educational-Art-2804 Nov 27 '21

Congrats mah brudda, you have ascended from reddit

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u/BananaBreadGod1 15 Nov 27 '21

This is truly wholesome

Edit: Read through the comments and is sad, hope it goes good OP

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u/SadlyHappyRedditor Nov 27 '21

Yep the comments, reality is often disappointing isn't it