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u/GeoSink 12d ago

Red Dress by Sarah Brand for anyone interested in jumping out a window.

https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954

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u/Flipper-ama 12d ago

I hate my curiosity.. And i even saw the final "bloopers".. Damn, it takes some talent to be this bad!

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u/Nice_Comfortable8406 12d ago

I read somewhere that it was a for a study/project she did. So it actually was that bad specifically by design.

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u/Pingasterix 12d ago

you could tell, she gets EVERY single thing wrong, that takes talent. even the goddamn church bell at the start is off tune

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u/XFMR 12d ago

Good god. It’s worse than when pfluffnub does his pitch shifter madness songs or ones where every instrument is slightly out of tune or in a different key or a half step off or slightly out of time… to be honest he has some funny versions of famous songs. My favorite is Eye Of The Tiger But Every Note Is E.

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u/BackHanderson 12d ago

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u/Sampolis 12d ago

Omg, I was looking for escape route!? I could just close app, but noooo, my brain auto-searched escape route. It was desperate to consider windows...!

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u/aleuskan7 12d ago

That was hilarious

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u/MyNameSpaghette 12d ago

And his will to survIIIIIIIIve

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u/seamsay 12d ago

It's weirdly not as terrible as I expected...

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u/XFMR 12d ago

It has some ridiculously hilarious moments.

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u/Pingasterix 12d ago

that made me shiver

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u/with_due_respect 12d ago

My ears just went to the Hell dimension at the end of Event Horizon.

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u/YoulyNew 12d ago

That started off horrible, mind-scrapey, and badbad. Then about halfway through I decided it’s better than the original.

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u/Ongr 12d ago

My favorite is Africa by Toto where the lyrics are out of tune and put of time.

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 11d ago

I'm really fond of vids such as Google Translates Sings! I've always been a big fan of discordant music, just gotta be me I guess......

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u/TzuyuFanBoii 12d ago

Dude even the editing seemed purposely bad. The cuts didn't really have any clear motivation and didn't make sense. Some cuts were paced in a way it would be an action movie. There was also a small part where the editor used a dissolve transition from 1 shot to literally the next frame of the same shot. That screams intentional in my book.

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u/Ganbazuroi 12d ago

I read that as taco bell and I was like what

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u/CubonesDeadMom 12d ago

Yeah it’s not just someone who sucks at singing it’s someone deliberately doing every thing to make each note sound as bad and out of place as possible. Which does take some skill and somehow actually evokes visceral disgust instead of just a “this sucks” response.

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u/gregCubed 12d ago

for her sake, i hope so

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u/FailedSociopath 12d ago

The other video on the channel is the same sort of thing.

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u/WarCabinet 12d ago

Do you have a link to where you read that? I’m weirdly very curious

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u/Nice_Comfortable8406 12d ago

https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-brand-red-dress-viral-music-video-rebecca-black-1614254?amp=1

Apparently she didn't outright confirm or deny if it was intentional, but her statements make me think that it was horrendously awful intentionally.

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u/Thunderhank 12d ago

Sounds exactly like what someone would say trying to cover up a nightmare like this. Don’t really believe that, do you?

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u/Nice_Comfortable8406 12d ago

I do believe it was intentional. Like someone else in this thread mentioned, it takes someone who understands music to manage to fuck up every element of a song like this.

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u/MondoSockPuppet 12d ago

Went to school for a bit for music production and the amount of students that would seriously make music this quality was not small.

I think the people claiming she has to have a lot of theory knowledge to be this bad hasn't actually been in the industry or played music haha

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u/Thunderhank 12d ago

What? Seriously, it really doesn’t man. Have you ever heard of catatonicyouths?

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u/Nice_Comfortable8406 12d ago

I'm not saying it's 100% intentional. I'm just saying it seems intentional to me in my own opinion. It would make sense with her studies at the time this was made. Also if she was hoping to spark controversy/go viral history would argue that you have a much better shot when creating something everyone loves to hate.

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u/JohnGacyIsInnocent 12d ago

Shit, that’s a good point. I was over here like, “yeah, as a novice musician I definitely understand what they mean.” Then you mentioned Catatonic and I instantly 180’d.

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u/MChainsaw 12d ago

Honestly I kinda disagree that this "fucks up every element of a song". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.

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u/robstrosity 12d ago

They all say it was deliberate afterwards don't they?

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u/GamerY7 12d ago

do you see how like/dislike numbers are disabled?

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u/Faintkay 12d ago

For once I wish the sauce wasn’t linked.

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u/Rocky922 12d ago

The sauce???

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u/WousV 12d ago

Reddit-speak for "source"

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u/Rocky922 12d ago

Ohhh thanks

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u/ClearAssignment 12d ago

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/Kvetanista 12d ago

I personally believe it's a satire. There is no way it was made seriously. It's just too bad.

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u/BluudLust 12d ago

She's a master's student at Oxford for sociology. She created this as a "cinematic, holistic portrayal of judgement".

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513

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u/Kvetanista 12d ago

Yoo, that's actually pretty cool

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u/nomad80 12d ago

well...she nailed it

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u/Vnslover 12d ago

100% satire, you can tell by the acting, it's actually very well done, also she's kinda hot lol

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u/Danalogtodigital 12d ago

her personal channel has an older acoustic version as well as another song, if shes capable of being this consistently out of key and doing that weird tempo shit on purpose then she must have had to write it all fucky on purpose and that takes bonkers high talent

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u/HandOfMaradonny 12d ago

Kinda hot?

See her in a red dress?

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u/ScottFreestheway2B 12d ago

She is very hot in that red dress. I heard an interview with her and it’s definitely satire and she seems like a super sweet and smart.

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u/bichuelo 12d ago

I’m with you. Feels a bit like Jazz from hell by Frank Zappa, just sarcasm with tons of work behind it

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u/Serenity650 12d ago

I thought “how bad can it be?”. Boy, was I in for a surprise.

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u/Sioframay 12d ago

I wanted to know to avoid it. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/FighterLuckless 12d ago

Hello /u/GeoSink is there way to unheard this song from memory?

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u/The0ld0ne 12d ago

I like the dress, but I can't stand her voice

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u/MajoriteSilencieuse 12d ago

What a terrible time to have ears

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u/Omega_Clip_E 12d ago

Couldn’t eve handle a couple seconds for gods sake. The girl is tone deaf who told her that was a good idea

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u/Pingasterix 12d ago

she did it on purpose. its a study thing

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u/danrod17 12d ago

Source?

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u/howmanychickens 12d ago

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u/Mindless_Possession 12d ago

Interesting. This says otherwise.

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u/EricVinyard 12d ago

And here I thought we were about to be Rick-Rolled.

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u/SaddamJose 12d ago

trust me bro

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u/Pingasterix 12d ago

sarah brand is a sociology major and the bloopers make it pretty obvious

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u/septidan 12d ago

I don't buy that. Sounds like an excuse made up after the fact.

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u/Hizbla 12d ago

Nobody cares what you think it sounds like

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u/walter_midnight 12d ago

you could always just go ahead and verify it

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u/A1000eisn1 12d ago

Ironically the song is about judgement. You help achieve her goal by judging her even with information provided to you showing it's bad on purpose.

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u/Hunter9244filipino 12d ago

Hearing my mother's angry and dissapointed voice sounds better than this musical piece

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u/Dassive_Mick 12d ago

Am I disabled? I thought the song was bland, but the vocals were unique.

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u/GhoshProtocol 12d ago

Definitely. Deafness is a form of disability

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u/Kah-Neth 12d ago

OMFG, that is just about the worst thing I have ever listened and I once tried mathcore.

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u/_Swa-pnil_ 12d ago

The fact that she has vevo on her channel name lol

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u/snj12341 12d ago

Linking that atrocity is a criminal offense.

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u/wayfarout 12d ago

I'd rather listen to The Shaggs.

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u/ViggoMiles 12d ago

Task failed successfully!

Like, seriously who isn't going to share this pain to everyone they know? XD

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u/KingOfSpiderDucks 12d ago

I saw the same comment posted by a different account below a different video. Weird how two people write the exact same thing ...

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u/No-Reflection-7580 12d ago

It's Clearly a parody.

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u/Ullyr_Atreides 12d ago

That has to be some kind of social experiment, it seems like its THAT BAD on purpose. That one comment convinced me, given she's a Sociology major, and literally cannot sing.

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u/iAjayIND 12d ago

That music video is satire or parody. I don't know why people having difficult time understanding that

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u/Vnslover 12d ago

I was expecting it to be so bad, once I watched it, it was actually so bad that it was good. Definitely satire and very well done.

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u/Crimsonking__dt 12d ago

Her other videos top comment was my favourite 'she puts the harm in harmony'.

I'm fucking stealing that.

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u/theguywhoisonreddit1 12d ago

This is the internet, almost everything feels like satire but is not actually satire and when u think something is not satire It is suddenly satire, wow, like I thout r/banvideogames was not satire , turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, like bro I need a satire detector, I feel like I am disabled

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u/walter_midnight 12d ago

The fact that you thought nerd culture-focused reddit had a sub like that with a six-digit sub count might be telling a bit of a story here, but yeah, some people just aren't great at picking up clues. For 99% of stuff landing on the frontpage or in the comment sections, it's really damn obvious whether something is just good old hapydogging or people actually believe what they're spouting.

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u/theguywhoisonreddit1 12d ago

It is just that I watch too many of those Karen videos and I feel Karen's learnt to use Reddit

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u/everybodys_analysis 12d ago

how do you see people on that sub end their comments with something like " -sent from Becky's Samsung Smart Refrigerator" and not realize it's satire lol

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u/Antique_Ring953 12d ago

Everyone thought that hot problems song was real

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u/I_am_reddit_hear_me 12d ago

Probably because there are plenty of people like this that are 100% genuine.

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u/Flipper-ama 12d ago

That's my theory too, bc that was too much

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u/BiNiaRiS 12d ago edited 12d ago

it seems odd to go with the long con on something like this.

she posted an acoustic version of her singing this trash on her personal account back in November: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv-cPY0Bel4

"Judgemental behaviour does hurt the world and that is what I'm trying to bring to light with this project."

so she's purposely trying to make horrible/bad music in the hopes of baiting people into judging her over it? to a certain extent, music is definitely objective. and no one, musical or not, is ever going to say this sounds good outside of the comedic aspect. this whole project just seems misdirected. yeah, make some objectively bad music and of course people are gonna judge you for it.

here's the article: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513

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u/ZMONEY0823 12d ago

Cursed_Font

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u/Chainliz 12d ago

Wtf = what the font

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u/bpi89 12d ago

This font gave me enough strength to jump out the window.

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u/ChuckCarmichael 12d ago

I know some people with dyslexia use weird fonts like this because it helps them with reading. Like apparently Comic Sans is a good font for those people.

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u/frbe11 12d ago

I'm dyslexic, but comic sans is never the correct answer

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u/JingamaThiggy 12d ago

Apparently comic sans is an aphrodisiac. Those using comic sans must have a hard one the whole time reading through like "holy fuck i can only get so aroused my dick is gonna explode"

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u/MajorTomintheTinCan 12d ago

I'm pretty sure Comic Sans helping people with dyslexia is a mtyh

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u/Ongr 12d ago

I developed dyslexia from reading comic sans

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 12d ago

It sounds like a troll someone did on dyslexic people honestly. Truly evil.

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u/RoyalSorcerer_Navlan 12d ago

Guys, quick question.

Why am I obliged to hate comic Sans? It was cool back in 2012

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 12d ago

It was never cool. We were shitting on it when I was in jr high almost 20 years ago.

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u/RAM_107 12d ago

the song is so good they needed to disable the ratings

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u/lateniteandy1970 12d ago

I love that song

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u/keyboard_warrior_888 12d ago

What is it?

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u/lateniteandy1970 12d ago

If I told you, you'd jump out a window.

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u/Cryogenic_Monster 12d ago

Maybe that's their goal.

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u/testedbeast551 12d ago

you never know maybe someone is disabled and they need a boost of energy to cure their crippleness you don't know

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u/keyboard_warrior_888 12d ago

It's ok I live on the ground floor :) can't possibly beat "Friday" can it?

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 12d ago

Yeah, it's worse than Friday. Oh lord, I gotta get me red dress and a devil fest, and someone that knows that singing actually has notes and pleasant sounds. This is like listening to a deaf person trying to imitate a feral cat in heat

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u/leogar_124 12d ago

Trust me, it can

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u/EatSleepJeep 12d ago

Defenestrate him!

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u/DbzMaster101 12d ago

"You see me in a red dress, duh duh duh duhduhduh"

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u/MakkusuTV 12d ago

The font is the most cursed part about this

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

It's spited a lot of people, that's the most amazing part about it.

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u/jr8787 12d ago

This is what music sounds like when made by someone who must have been deaf for most of her life…

Sarah Brand - Red Dress

https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954

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u/Volaconic 12d ago

At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer, thus going along with the "Red Dress" name, since wedding dress are usually white, so by having blood on it, it makes a "red" dress.

But it is worse. It is very crappy. Music are subjective, yes, but trust me, this one isnt in that group

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u/FailedSociopath 12d ago

At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer

It is. Do your part.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 12d ago

VEVO official? She's signed to a record label??

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u/PoetryLate8989 12d ago

song?

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

Red Dress by Sarah Brand.

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u/Bri1203 12d ago

Aladeen won't be happy with that Nadal

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u/Business_Otter 12d ago

the song is aladeen

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u/dood5426 12d ago

Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Joe decided to walk out if the awkward situation

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u/vincentquy 12d ago

The comment section is a comedy mine

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

The secret is the font.

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u/Skape_mp4 12d ago

Haha so creative never heard this one before, thank you for finally making me give up on this subreddit

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u/broomshed 12d ago

Cursed_font

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u/shakesppear 12d ago

hhaahah this is the second time the same comment has come on here

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u/Iwrstheking007 12d ago

nuclear nadal autodefenestrated

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u/Post-Alone0 12d ago

The font made me want to jump out of the window before I heard the dong.

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u/DarkJonasD 12d ago

heard a similar comment. Some guy said his legs were paralyzed for years and just got the motivation to stand up and throw out a book in the window because it was so horrible

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u/Burpmeister 12d ago

That comment is as old as YouTube.

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u/__kingslayer_ 12d ago

So did Beethoven's ninth symphony, droogies.

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u/messypaws 12d ago

Only thing more cursed than the comment is the font.

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u/Local-Waltz4801 12d ago

Who has their phone font set to comic sans. Is this 1995? Lol

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

Oh, just to spite people. "Rosemary" is the closest I found to Papyrus or Comic Sans. Lol

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u/TumoOfFinland 12d ago

Cursed font

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u/MINEcrafter1994 11d ago

That fucking font tho

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u/AhoyMatteyPDX 12d ago

Seeing that font on somebody's phone makes ME want to jump out of a window!

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u/LoadingRocket51 12d ago

If i see that font again, im throwing YOU out a window and then paralyzing you from the waist down with a fucking cinnamon scented condom, you failed fucking abortion. Anyone who uses that font is getting sent to the 10th level of fucking hell, fuck you cunt.

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

If I knew where I'd post this elsewhere, using the exact same font, that'd be funny.

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u/TheOGCrackSniffer 12d ago

Cursed_recycled_joke

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u/Worldly_Pop_4070 12d ago

Jeez...then this song must be worse than even bts. Lol.

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u/Luciferrr214 12d ago

Rebecas Black Friday

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u/Worldly_Pop_4070 12d ago

Nah,it can't be that bad.

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u/Luciferrr214 12d ago

I listened to the first 20 secs it’s pretty bad

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u/Worldly_Pop_4070 12d ago

Yeah but it can't be black Friday level bad.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 12d ago

Chin up high by that dutch girl

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u/DegenerateLikeU 12d ago

same rank as WAP

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u/wtph 12d ago

Modern pop songs, amirite guys??

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u/Cheef_queef 12d ago

I mean, they're technically correct but I get your point

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u/CanConfirmAmViking 12d ago

More like cursed font, fuck man I can’t believe people still use this horrible android shit font

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u/Battlespot9999 12d ago

Maybe she has never listen to Cardi B before

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u/LongPotato69 12d ago

i feel bad for the guitarist because he played something good for this pile of garbage

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u/drchainsaws 12d ago

The guitar does slap

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u/Blaze_sempai 12d ago

my god not this shit again

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u/GoodBoi_8606 12d ago

Ugh this font

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u/NemoHasAFatCock 12d ago

Change ur font loser

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u/SniffMyRapeHole 12d ago

Cursed YouTube font damn

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u/TrossBossinIt 12d ago

Cursed font, too! It's the perfect post for this group

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u/HadEnuff4537 12d ago

gacha pfp

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u/Clean-Measurement-36 12d ago

"Oh no how dare you make a joke! 😡😡 you can't make jokes because you play a game I don't play!"

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u/HadEnuff4537 12d ago

Using emojis

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u/Clean-Measurement-36 12d ago edited 12d ago

"Haha emoji bad reddit good tiktok bad Instagram bad twitter bad reddit good 😎😎"

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u/HadEnuff4537 12d ago

And defends tiktok

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u/Clean-Measurement-36 12d ago

You're the definition of a reddit moment ngl

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u/HadEnuff4537 12d ago

And is a r/redditmoment member

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u/Clean-Measurement-36 12d ago

Yeah. Because that subreddit isn't DEFENDING them. It's against them. And did you really scroll through my profile to find something to insult me about? Lmao

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u/HadEnuff4537 12d ago

Nope. Didn’t need to to be able to find stupidity

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u/GIL15M 12d ago

What song is that

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u/GoGoPyon 12d ago

Listen to it at hour own risk. Red Dress by Sarah Brand.

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u/JuzyJuzz 12d ago

Is this Beard-of-doom rocket!?

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u/ErkiredditOfficial 12d ago

3k of people loved that

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u/ColdShoxk69 12d ago

My man is alive even after a jump from da window salute comrade

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u/LiamP05 12d ago

she manages to hit 0 notes in the whole song and honestly im impressed

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u/Kvetanista 12d ago

Oh, it's that song. Understandable.

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u/DeathIsFreedomFrom 12d ago

Dragonball Durag was YouTube's next suggestion thank goodness I'm saved

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u/madebylemonhead 12d ago

obviously he survived...

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u/BigBIue 12d ago

Holy shiiiiittt.... o7

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u/Its_Rough 12d ago

such an aladin comment

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u/zerquet 12d ago

I unironically used that font for some time when I was little. Come at me

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u/Ron_Burgundy788 12d ago

Can confirm this is a real comment I just scrolled through them rq

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u/Hastylez 12d ago

Saw this meme with a blue face song before.

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u/shaneizlink 12d ago

Seems legit

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u/DeadPixel217 12d ago

I think we know the real reason to jump out of the reason is that typeface