r/askteenboys • u/hogwarts-failure 16F • Jan 28 '22

do dudes get boners when they poop? Serious Replies from Boys Only

just curious😶

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

N- no...

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u/DildoMachineFFS 17M Jan 28 '22

Sometimes but not cuz I was pooping. I hope.

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u/LookButDontStare 15M Jan 28 '22

Don’t worry. It’s not your fault. Your butthole has simply lost the ability to differentiate between a poop log coming out and all the dicks you’ve had go in and back out.

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u/DildoMachineFFS 17M Jan 28 '22

Damn I must be taking fucking units up my ass then

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u/SnowyOranges 14M Jan 28 '22

sleep fucking

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u/DildoMachineFFS 17M Jan 29 '22 edited Jan 29 '22

That sounds pretty illegal bud

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u/Sadyourman 15M Jan 28 '22

No but if you have one and then try to it’s very uncomfortable

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u/Epicgamertime_b0i 15M Jan 28 '22

Yes but not because I was pooping

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u/TheGoogas_Vol2 17M Jan 28 '22

Not like a horny boner but it gets just a little hard, like a 1/4 boner lol

And I don't understand why some stupid mfs reacted like it's a disgusting out of world filthy thing. Like bro, you know we can't control it right???

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle 18M Jan 29 '22

The word you’re looking for is a c h u b

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u/Daddy_Smokestack 15M Jan 29 '22

More like a c h u

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u/Sanity_King 18M Jan 28 '22

Unfortunately yes it happens sometimes

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u/WhoDatFreshBoi 17M Jan 29 '22

Cock is backwards poop

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Not intentionally

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u/Firemorfox 19M Jan 28 '22

Not even once yet in my life, and now I'm getting nightmare fuel that it can happen.

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u/HowToGod 18M Jan 28 '22

Bruh the answer is no but all the yes’s being upvoted are sending me mixed messages 😂😂

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u/Aoh03 18M Jan 29 '22

the real question is, do girls?

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u/Maybe_Neo 16M Jan 29 '22

No, girls don't poop

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u/-teddosaurus- 17M Jan 28 '22

No? Why tf would we?

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u/thatguyjguy 16M Jan 28 '22

Not because of the poop, but it can happen

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u/TomGames20 16M Jan 28 '22

Nope!

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u/Cruyff03 19M Jan 28 '22

Nope

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u/Spook404 18M Jan 28 '22

I was like "hahaha, no" and then saw all these yeses. You'd have to flex your perineal muscles a great deal to get an erection without stimulus (those within the groin area), and the contracting one would do to go number 2 is quite different from the contracting you'd have to do to get/maintain a chub (long held contractions vs quick bursts)

sorry for the graphic description

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Who tf told you this

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u/Nalyd8605 17M Jan 28 '22

Nope

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u/scotlandisbae 16M Jan 28 '22

I can’t say I ever have

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u/a_thicc_boi69 14M Jan 28 '22

I have a couple of times but never frequently.

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u/TheSeer262 17M Jan 28 '22

Boners can come at all times. When pooping it is whipped out and put of the pants, which is sometimes enough. It's random.

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u/il_kiri 15M Jan 28 '22

Nope

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u/realCoolguy298 17M Jan 28 '22

I think a couple times but not often

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u/FuckerOfThemBEES 18M Jan 28 '22

Ummm, no... why would you think that?

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u/hogwarts-failure 16F Jan 29 '22

cough cough google

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u/MarsbarKing 14M Jan 28 '22

Not really

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u/the_quiet__redditor 16M Jan 28 '22

Not really, no.

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u/rhythm-bush-species 16M Jan 28 '22

Usually no, but if it does happen it's unrelated

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u/Lmemester93 17M Jan 28 '22

Not as a result, no

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u/idontlikeburnttoast 15M Jan 28 '22

it happens but not because you're pooping, theyre just sporadic lol

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u/FriskyCoyote15 15M Jan 28 '22

sometimes and then it touches the toilet bowl and it makes me feel gross

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u/SID_theGOAT 16M Jan 29 '22

What made you think about this?

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u/kindersaft 20M Jan 29 '22

... no?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Why do you need this knowledge?

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u/Separate-Resist5527 16M Jan 29 '22

Not even once

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u/Nike_Grano 17M Jan 29 '22

Many people (girls) have no idea about what Bone rs are... So you can go ahead and Google "HOW" they occur, instead of "WHY"

Its all because of the fast rushing blood in the body. Sometimes rarely even during an adrenaline rush, the bon er can occur.

But pooping isn't as exciting to get a bon er for

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u/chanelavocado 18M Jan 29 '22

I don't think I ever have.

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u/MushyII 14M Jan 29 '22

nope

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u/James_a_b07 14M Jan 29 '22

Never happened to me

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u/Morg_2 14M Jan 29 '22

Imagine waking up, hopping on reddit, and asking this type of question

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u/MilkAllDay 16M Jan 28 '22

Everyone here saying nope but you usually get a small fourth or half boner because of the pressure you put when you pushing the shit it kinda like makes your dick full but then when you release it calms down

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u/MemeMaster5 16M Jan 28 '22

If you do you might have prostate cancer

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u/straykiddd 14M Jan 28 '22

Yes if I’m on my phone and something gets me going

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u/Physical_Oven3391 M Jan 28 '22

Yer when i strain

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u/Windows_XP2 17M Jan 28 '22

Sometimes

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u/Working_chimps 15M Jan 28 '22

No are you guys aliens or smthn wth

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u/Acceptable_Swimming4 14M Jan 28 '22

What does a “boners” mean? 😅

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u/Dreadedblacx 18M Jan 29 '22

Hmm, yes I totally got a boner when I went to the restroom to “poop”

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u/AverageKaikiEnjoyer 15M Jan 29 '22

Not unless I had one beforehand, I'm into a lot of things but scat is not one of them

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u/Nike_Grano 17M Jan 29 '22

Can say when we are doing our job in the bathroom, the blood speed increases in the body and so does the heat.

With the increase in speed of blood rushing in every part of the body (especially in winters), it does sometimes happens. But that doesn't means Everytime

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u/DrTrickery 19M Jan 29 '22

Ew no. I don’t have a poop kink. Now, if I put my fingers up there it’s a veeerrry different story.

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u/Pitiful_Lake2522 15MTF Jan 29 '22

Who told u this 💀

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u/Lemon_364 16M Jan 29 '22

this caught me so of guard like what the fuq

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u/send_me_nudePlz 16M Jan 29 '22

No... why do you think this??

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u/cchwees 16M Jan 29 '22

I do, every single time.

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u/AGamer_Boy 15M Jan 29 '22

Nah. But sometime

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u/Vast-Zombie 18M Jan 29 '22

Nooo.....

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u/RomanilloMarcus 17M Jan 29 '22

No, Unless it's a "Random one" then idk why anyone would get a boner from pooping

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u/LuftDrage 16M Jan 29 '22

Sometimes when I have good shit I’ll get a chub, on very rare occasions I’ll get a full boner.

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u/writx12 15M Jan 29 '22

sometimes but not because im taking a shit, dudes get random boners all the time

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u/MyBeanYT 18M Jan 29 '22

Why are some of you guys saying no?

What? You don’t get rock solid when pooping? Weirdos 😬😬

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u/Just_Usual_User 14M Jan 29 '22

Bruuuuuuuuh. Please place nsfw at least

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u/bigbillybeans07 14M Jan 29 '22

No, we don’t. Well we don’t specifically while shitting, but we might get a random boner while shitting

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u/X-Treme23 16M Jan 29 '22

Only when Im at DA HUB.

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u/Mysteriousss4579 16M Jan 29 '22

No 🤣🤣😭

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u/galaxypenguin12 17M Jan 29 '22

Sometimes its possible yes

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u/BigDaddyGibbby 16M Jan 29 '22

No. I can get one while I’m pooping. But i don’t get one because I’m pooping

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u/Certain-Wolverine-49 17M Jan 29 '22

Not on purpose

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u/thekzaza 15M Jan 30 '22

Ya but can’t pee when I get a boner

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u/Ramses_XLIV 18M Jan 30 '22

Not personally, but I guess it’s that it’s possible due to the male g point being located in his ass

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u/Kenyaboy2005 16M Jan 30 '22

Why the heck would we? The anus isn't a sexual organ, it's an excretion organ!

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u/GeneralOtter03 18M Feb 16 '22

Noo…? I may have one before I do it sometimes but pooping doesn’t cause it

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u/4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY 17M Jan 28 '22

Of course. The peak male fantasy that every guy has is actually eating a steak while taking a shit and getting a bj.