r/AskMen Nov 03 '21

What are the unspoken rules of the bro code?

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u/Justice_Prince Sup Bud? Nov 03 '21

Don't let the balls touch

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Don’t take your bro’s girlfriend, person he’s talking to or anything of that sort, even if she approaches you and grabs you by the balls begging for it.

4

u/irrelevant_usernam3 Nov 03 '21

Go to the urinal furthest away from anyone else.

3

u/IdealBlueMan Nov 03 '21

If you’re having trouble opening a jar and another man offers to try, you have to give him the jar.

1

u/Random_Heero Nov 03 '21

But you gotta admit he loosened it up

1

u/mendeleyev1 Male Nov 03 '21

“Nah bro, I like my jars like I like my women”

slap the bottom of the jar really hard

Jar opens. Always works

3

u/Royal_Ad1798 Nov 03 '21

Never ask where something is inside a hardware store.

1

u/Dragon_Cult Nov 03 '21

Why that’s something you gotta explain to me is it because as a guy we are supposed to know where the thing is

3

u/MdntDrgn Nov 03 '21

yes, and how they work but we can't say we don't know how we just do it and if we fail the parts were made incorrectly

1

u/mendeleyev1 Male Nov 03 '21

Haha no. I’m not spending ten hours running around. I’ll ask

3

u/CptAverage Nov 03 '21

Consent is cool

2

u/mikess314 Male Nov 03 '21

Ask before you cum inside my girlfriends

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u/Dragon_Cult Nov 03 '21

Can I 👉👈 cum inside your girlfriends

1

u/mikess314 Male Nov 03 '21

Sure thing bro. I got next.

1

u/Idontknow123442 Nov 03 '21

Ball distance Minimum 10 cm (1,28 Hamburgers for Americans) by hugging

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u/ThatRookieGuy80 Nov 03 '21

You can ask what the score is, but not who's playing.

Never speak ill of another man's dog.

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u/PeterDutch1965 Nov 03 '21

We don't talk about a bro code