r/AbruptChaos 12d ago

Just had the vaccine. Let's go.

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u/De_Moira 12d ago

The madness truly began when he ran on his bed with his shoes on

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u/capnmax 12d ago

Is it still a bed when it's on the floor?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Yep, it's just missing a bedframe

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u/dekaNLover 12d ago

In some cultures it isn’t missing anything

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u/Sefyra-Velvetpaw 12d ago

yes, a matress is still a bed

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u/capnmax 12d ago

This is what I keep telling my girlfriend!

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u/Glittering_Hawk3143 12d ago

A bed of leaves or nails for me please.

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u/veapman 12d ago

Do you think Jackie Chan could give him some pointers?🤣

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u/MysteryBlaze 12d ago

Loved that vaccination jitsu

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u/rmay14444 12d ago

He knows his judo well.

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u/dangerlawmc 12d ago

He must be wanting a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/notgotapropername 12d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY VACCINE

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u/MisterBumpingston 11d ago

Gentlemen, this is penis manifest!

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u/HertzDonut1001 12d ago

That's about what I did when I finally had the chance to live a little more normally.

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u/ropoqi 12d ago

i read that as "vaccination jizzu" for a moment...

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u/Mcreesus 12d ago

I’ve some of that lol

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u/Mental_Research5863 12d ago

Superpowers didn’t kick in yet…

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u/PM_ME_UR_SIMPS_ 12d ago

what you mean, my man destroyed that desk with finesse

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 4d ago

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u/BeeWithDragonWings 12d ago

You fool. The desk made of diamonds.

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u/RGBmono 12d ago

He just made it look like it was balsa wood.

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u/timelighter 12d ago

What are you talking about did you see that freakin flip

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u/Austt4425 12d ago

Somehow I think that went exactly as planned

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u/No-Neighborhood-5999 12d ago

I'm trying to figure out what the plan actually was, but I'm coming up empty.

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u/ultimaweapon79 12d ago

You gotta take all 5 before you get super powers

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u/Stupeflys 12d ago edited 12d ago

Looks like it ate the brain cells

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u/viralblackjack 12d ago

He must have gotten that moderna

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u/Ligh-seeker2337 12d ago

Nah the JJ he had an aneurysm mid flip

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u/JoLeTrembleur 12d ago

Pfizer ftw, cut my balls !

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u/quarterpounder420 12d ago

Should have vaxxed for a better front flip.

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u/MotherButterscotch44 12d ago

He only got his first shot, after the second he’ll be able do a complete flip.

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u/SubarashiiDesune 12d ago

Will he be able to land correctly, or will he need a booster shot?

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u/rey_lumen 12d ago

The more booster shots he takes the longer he can keep flipping before he hits the ground

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u/all_tha_sauce 12d ago

After 20 boosters the double jump is achieved

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words 12d ago

This is the true conspiracy, they're trying to develop perpetual motion in freerunners, once they have infinite flippability they will kidnap the freerunners and force them into a perpetual flip from which they can draw power.

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u/El_cid_ingles 12d ago

I disagree…. he got the Pfizer instead of Moderna…

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u/Umutuku 12d ago

Dude's immune to shelf for the next 5 months.

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u/Lucid_Witness 12d ago

It's a spin-off of The Eric Andre Show.

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u/CandiBunnii 12d ago

The desk must have been metal, the magnetic pull was too strong for our hero . rip.

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u/namerz78 12d ago

This perspective is weird when looking at the how he goes on the bed

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u/KneelAurmstrong 12d ago

That’s just a mattress on the floor. It woulda been rad if it was a set with a frame and he just walked onto it like 3 feet was nothing more than a curb.

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u/useles-converter-bot 12d ago

3 feet is 0.49 Obamas. You're welcome.

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u/Sunretea 12d ago

Good bot

Lol

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u/TrashBoyR 12d ago

Good bot

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u/-Toshi 12d ago

Thanks, Obama's Legs.

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u/SerratedHumor 12d ago

His bed is a single mattress on the floor… I know this because I was poor as shit… AM I am poor as shit.

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u/MotherButterscotch44 12d ago

Damn, I actually just noticed the bed.

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u/__jh96 12d ago

Ugh shoes on the bed

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u/Onace_Shallow 12d ago

It’s ok he just had the vaccine

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u/BGL911 12d ago

Let’s go!

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u/CoffeeAndCroissants_ 12d ago

Crash!

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u/Just_Games04 12d ago

Ugh shoes on the bed

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u/NelyL 12d ago

It’s ok he just had the vaccine

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u/ThePoshFart 12d ago

I feel robbed, my vaccine shot didn't make me able to do frontflips!

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u/-Listening 12d ago

Yeah cuz it didn't start that scene.

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u/Cantore18 12d ago

Building flimsy furniture with the sole intention of breaking it is a way cooler trend than intentionally pouring a drink wrong.

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u/Murky_Life1999 12d ago

He’s in a better place now

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u/ZeDitto 12d ago

Ohio

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u/Greymore 12d ago

He's in a place now.

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u/32aeav32 12d ago

Dave Chapelles son is getting wild

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u/DeckerR 12d ago

Nick Cannons hilarious

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u/KirbyBucketts 12d ago

Man, fuck you son!

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u/4RM0 12d ago

"He's hilarious...."

"You know, you're acting like a little bitch, alright?"

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u/zitfarmer 12d ago

Im telling mom you cussed at me!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/printergumlight 12d ago

They look absolutely nothing alike and this guy is British. I don’t get it either.

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u/lwright4 12d ago

To bad there isn’t a vaccine for stupidity

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u/FlutterKree 12d ago

It's called reading.

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u/lwright4 12d ago

Depends what you read. Reading about stupid shit like flat earth can arguably make you dumber if you buy into it

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u/turboLambo_v740 12d ago

Humancentipad

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u/IM_TRANS_SUCK_MY_TIT 12d ago

hopefully he's less of a transphobe

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u/epitenomics 12d ago

Same thing happened to me.

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u/LuciusVolfram 12d ago

See that, the vaccine made him harm himself, Bill Gates uses it to control our mind. Do not get vaccinated /s

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u/StealYaNicks 12d ago

you joke, but someone will probably see this video and be like "see!?"

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u/rey_lumen 12d ago

Can confirm, I commented exactly that before I even read your comment.

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u/LordPartyOfDudehalla 12d ago

And if they believe that, their lack of vaccination might lead to their removal from the gene pool. We can’t point at the people who are too far gone and say “why are you so stupid, I’m gonna make you get vaccinated” just let them be, and they may die or they may not.

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u/Hurtcult 12d ago

They may take a few innocent people with them though

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u/vezpira 12d ago

Take a few now or take a few later if they live. Dass nature.

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u/NUMBERS2357 12d ago

People say this but keep in mind that 78% of people in the hospital for backflip-kicking their desks are unvaccinated.

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u/SoakedSeahorse 12d ago

Bill Gates pinged me through my injected 5G chip and said this comment was bullshit.

Source: Am fully vaccinated.

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u/rey_lumen 12d ago

I'm jealous. Our vaccines don't have the 5G chips.

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u/SoakedSeahorse 12d ago

Better get on looking for one then. I just had Windows 12 installed in my brain. Best OS ever.

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u/MauPow 12d ago

Bill Gates is in bed with Big Desk

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u/KaySquay 12d ago

And he can jump a chair from standing position

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u/newbuilder122 12d ago

Well shit, he's not moving, guess the vax finally caught up /s

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u/z0rb0r 12d ago

I knew I grew up in an Asian household. But how the fuck do people not realize how gross it is to wear shoes indoors?

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u/StabbyMcStabbyFace 12d ago

I may not have the same background but I completely agree. Shoes do not go past the entry.

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u/Avulpa 12d ago

This is what it felt like after I got my second jab.

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u/Tonyguy23 12d ago

Why he look like a young Old Dirty Bastard

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u/xuchevo 12d ago

You need to get the second dose for you powers to kick in

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u/TheKingofJokers 12d ago

Fucking same dude

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u/shadow1515 12d ago

VAERS report: lost coordination and sustained major injuries and structural damage to home within hours of receiving vaccine.

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u/persiantaco 12d ago

I wonder what his end goal was

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u/DoctuhD 12d ago

views on tiktok

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u/mallad 12d ago

To break the desk for a video.

You can see the desk pre-cut in the center at the beginning of video.

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u/DrPhilter 12d ago

Parkour!

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u/spelunk_in_ya_badonk 12d ago

This is amazing lmao

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u/Kronodeus 12d ago

So this is my upstairs neighbor

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u/Slimer65 12d ago

Died from covid

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u/Austt4425 12d ago

Next up... TETANUS shot!

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u/AGreenWind 12d ago

For tetanus he's gotta head-but through a window

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u/jaxsonnz 12d ago

I don't know what the end goal was here, but if it was to destroy the desk and then have a nap, then fuck yeah - mission accomplished in style!

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u/lambofgun 12d ago

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u/I_will_draw_boobs 12d ago

I watched it ten times. His timing and delivery is great.

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u/Mr_Cleen 12d ago

That’s the level of hype I wish everyone had when they got it. First thing I did was go out and hug my best friend. Who I had not been with in over a year and a half.

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u/Waqqy 12d ago

Takes 2 weeks to 'work' btw, it's not instant immunity

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u/ass-holes 12d ago

'first thing I did' = waiting two weeks and then hugging him, right? Right?

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u/Mr_Cleen 12d ago

Yeah first thing I did safely once I was good and had quarantined just to be safe. But like, first thing I did being the thing that wasn’t being barricaded in my shoebox apartment

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u/Kiesa5 12d ago

If this is the level of hype everyone had, our society would collapse as people did flips in dangerous situations.

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u/n00dl3_n0gg1n 12d ago

I dunno, but it got a snort-laugh out of me.

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u/TheHandgunGuy 12d ago

Let's go Brandon!

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u/TransformerTanooki 12d ago

The only thing I'm reminded of when I see that supreme logo is tacos.

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u/Gorevoid 12d ago

Mom…I need you to take me back to the doctor…

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u/Similar-Letter9708 12d ago

He’s starting to believe

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u/Warren324 12d ago

What is more chaotic is that he was wearing shoes in bed

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u/BrittonMittens 12d ago

Me age 10, dressed as the red power ranger and living my best life.

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u/ZoidRock56 12d ago

That flip was rad as fuck

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u/KYBatDad 12d ago

“Let’s go”

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u/revientaholes 11d ago

This is what antivaxxers think that will happen to them if they get the vaccine-

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u/hartfordclub 11d ago

I died 🤣

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u/MyKidsMom7of9 8d ago

this makes me so happy

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u/Comfortable_Title612 12d ago

The news: "Middle-aged man at hospital after getting covid vaccine"

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 12d ago

Still smarter than the anti vaxxers

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u/Gsteel11 12d ago

Lol, fair point.

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u/WaghaBahaga 12d ago

Of course someone who got the vaccine did something stupid and dangerous

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u/WaghaBahaga 12d ago

Kidding, and if you think this was a good point you're a dumb fuck, go get the jab, we all hate you morons

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u/fuckingvirgin69 12d ago

I love how Healthcare workers went from "heroes" to "FUCKING PLAGUE RATS" depending on whether or not they received a vaccine that is being pushed on the world population by governments and large corporations. How about my body, my choice?

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u/CXDFlames 12d ago

How about take a vaccine to help end a global pandemic, the same way you've been given vaccines to stop you and everyone around you from dying to preventable diseases since you came out of the womb.

Ever since vaccines became more of a fucking choice, measles has started becoming more of an issue in places it was essentially entirely eradicated from.

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u/fuckingvirgin69 12d ago

I'll get other vaccines, no problem. This one is being forced upon people though, and that's not cool with me. Loss of individual freedom is a slippery slope, you give corporations and governments an inch and they will take a mile.

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u/CXDFlames 12d ago

Vaccines weren't a choice when smallpox was killing millions upon millions of people.

And then years later when it wasnt an issue it became optional.

The fact that you have the privilege of it being optional at all and don't have to be afraid of a horrible disease wiping out you and the city you live in is because of mandatory vaccinations.

Get your fucking vaccine so we can get this over with.

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u/ThatWhichErodes 12d ago

Nah I'm good

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u/myplotofinternet 12d ago

His room is filthier than a pig's sty.

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u/Maiqtheliarfrmeylswr 12d ago

But he just had the vaccine.

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u/Akesgeroth 12d ago

Fuck the chinese government.

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u/the_real_Irinel710 12d ago

It's not the Chinese people that I hate but thier goverment

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u/scorchedarcher 12d ago

Fuck all governments

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u/Akesgeroth 12d ago

Nah, just the one engaged in genocide right now.

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u/Relative_Cup6216 12d ago

He ded bro omg he ded

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u/StoreBoughtButter 12d ago

Please don’t do this :( the ERs are so full right now and one of my dearest friends is a nurse who is about to lose her mind

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u/CryptoMechaGodzilla 12d ago

Well that was staged

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u/pawnandmessiah 12d ago

Unfortunately there is no known vaccine for stupidity, I'm afraid.

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u/throwawayoogaloorga 12d ago

this is the most redditor shit ever

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u/HalfDeadDemiGod 12d ago

I love this.

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u/Awruko 12d ago

You can see the table is precut to break

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u/madd74 12d ago

Of what, heroine?

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u/BeckyLynchIsBetter 12d ago

Congrats. You still have to social distance, wear a mask in public places, but now just vaccinated. Oh, and get boosters, or you'll eventually become unvaccinated. 😂👍🏻

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u/Corey-Blunt 12d ago

Who cares. You will still get sick dummy.

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u/nater255 12d ago

Found the guy who doesn't understand the basics of vaccines.

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u/Comedic_Noob 12d ago

Yeah but he won't die

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u/AtomicBlaster75 12d ago

Incorrect. In the US there have been about 6,600 people who have died from breakthrough infections.

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u/nater255 12d ago

Which is, to put it another way, to say that 99% of hospitalizations for severe covid are unvaccinated people, and of those, almost 95% of deaths are unvaccinated.

Yes, vaccinated people can get covid, but at a WAY lower rate.

Yes, vaccinated people can get serious symptoms and be hospitalized, but at a WAY lower rate.

Yes, vaccinated people can die from covid, but at a WAY lower rate.

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u/AtomicBlaster75 12d ago

This is true. But my point is that even with the vaccination people still die from Covid and nobody should be saying that it doesn't happen. I'm not trying to say that the vaccine is more dangerous than catching the virus.

And just so you know, I'm vaccinated and while I would always recommend to anyone I know to get the stick, I still believe it should always remain a personal choice.

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u/nater255 12d ago

Fair!!

I 100% support people who refuse to get vaccinated. I also 100% support businesses, schools and other groups that choose to ban, refuse enrollment to and exclude the unvaccinated.

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u/SuperdudeFourFiveSix 12d ago

There have been 713,000 non-vaccinated people who died from COVID-19. Get vaccinated.

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u/AtomicBlaster75 12d ago

I wasn't saying not to get the vaccine. Everyone should get the stick to protect themselves as much as possible. But saying you won't die from Covid just because you have been vaccinated is complete bull$hit.

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u/SuperdudeFourFiveSix 12d ago

I get that, I was just making sure you weren't insinuating that the vaccine is more dangerous than not getting the vaccine.

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u/AtomicBlaster75 12d ago

Only a fool would insinuate something like that.😷

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u/WarCabinet 12d ago

Have you seen the internet recently? Antivax crazies who say that unironically can be found in pretty much any remotely medical related thread

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u/Corey-Blunt 12d ago

Check again in 10 years

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u/SpysSappinMySpy 12d ago

There is literally no conceivable way the vaccine could cause any problems in 10 years. If there are any complications, you'd experience them immediately. If you actually looked into the vaccine, how it is made and how it works, you'd know that.

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u/Excal333 12d ago

Did that guy just step in his bed with shoes on...

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u/AsLongAsYouKnow 12d ago

Kyrie Irving's research just maxed out

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u/Laegmacoc 12d ago

And that’s why there’s no jumping on the bed!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 12d ago

Let's go.

To sleep? Because he went to sleep pretty quick there.

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u/TheJudger501 12d ago

Thats some Kamen Rider shit bru

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u/LoppyQ 12d ago

Damn i wish i had the money to break my shit for fun.

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u/DJ_Ender_ 12d ago

Anime characters after they level up

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 12d ago

Looks like the right leg of the desk scratched his face up pretty bad

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u/_redditor_in_chief 12d ago

I feel the same way.

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u/ZippZappZippty 12d ago

When I go to hell

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u/Sea_Communication492 12d ago

that front flip was clean though.

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u/Fanci-cooki 12d ago

Just a really flashy prattfall Good stuff

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u/Hopeful_Philosophy85 12d ago

I'm still waiting to figure out where we're going

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u/SouthPark_Gamer 12d ago

Idk why, but him laying there motionless, just makes me laugh so hard

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u/UBjustlikemeifUBme 12d ago

Maybe bill gates really is planting something in people's brain's...

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u/AnonQWERT 12d ago

It's all good he's immune